[00:00:03] Speaker A: On this flashback Friday episode of the Scumbag Lounge podcast, we go back to the very first episode the guys recorded three years ago. Enjoy the show.
[00:00:23] Speaker B: What's your name, scumbag?
[00:00:25] Speaker A: Yo, it's 40 fonz.
[00:00:26] Speaker B: What's your name, scumbag? Yo, yo, yo, your boy, K Stuckey.
[00:00:29] Speaker A: 76 where we are, the Scumbag Lounge podcast. Get your scumbag news every Wednesday, all podcast platforms. Be sure to give us a, like, share follow at a five star raider. Yo, what's up, k stuck? How you doing today, my man?
[00:00:41] Speaker B: What's happening with you, bro?
[00:00:43] Speaker A: I'm good, bro. How was the weekend, homie?
[00:00:46] Speaker B: Man, he did too much, man. Chill a little bit.
[00:00:48] Speaker A: Word.
[00:00:49] Speaker B: Get some rest, man. Catch up on some rest.
[00:00:51] Speaker A: You did nothing, huh?
[00:00:52] Speaker B: Nah, not really.
[00:00:53] Speaker A: Oh, shit, man. You know, my weekend was little, you know, course, little job, little time on the job and fucking around, you know, it has a little graduation cookouts and stuff I had to attend to. You had anybody that graduated out of your family?
[00:01:08] Speaker B: Shit, not. I know, but look, though, with that, though, congratulations to all the graduates out there this year.
[00:01:14] Speaker A: Yeah, absolutely.
[00:01:15] Speaker B: 2021 graduates, man. Congratulations to all y'all.
[00:01:18] Speaker A: Absolutely.
[00:01:19] Speaker B: The team success.
[00:01:20] Speaker A: Absolutely. And I would listen at girls podcast, weekly Wind down podcast. And it was kind of talking about the graduation and stuff and their memories on their graduation. Do you remember your graduation?
Well, high as a kite on your graduation.
[00:01:38] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. I might be talking too much, but yeah, we was out there. They got high as hell before we walked in there, man.
[00:01:46] Speaker A: I won't say I was high, you know, a damn fucking round.
It was mad hot. Cause we was acting on the damn football field and shit, man, I was ready to go. And, you know, yours situated just like mine. We were the last ones to graduate. At the end of the line, a lot of the people that after graduation, I probably seen them people, probably not since we graduated, man. A lot of people I seen, not since we graduated.
[00:02:14] Speaker B: Every now and then we might run into a few, but, you know, still got the same squad running with the whole wild, man. Oh, right, right.
[00:02:22] Speaker A: Did you go to the beach after graduation?
[00:02:24] Speaker B: Hell, yeah. High as hell then, too.
[00:02:26] Speaker A: How many days you stayed at the beach?
[00:02:28] Speaker B: Shit, honestly, I don't remember.
I don't remember where I was staying at.
You know, back then, you know, you used to go down there and crash at somebody. Shit, whoever, you know, got a room, you just crash.
[00:02:40] Speaker A: Yeah, that's kind of similar. We went down to the beach, man, and shit, after we graduate. And, man, I gotta say, I probably walked like 16 miles on that fucking boulevard, man, try to, you know, do what everybody else try to find a little bit of pussy and shit.
[00:02:57] Speaker B: And then they trying to buy one of my hoes, right?
[00:03:02] Speaker A: So we end up. I did. We did end up finding some holes and then laying up in a room with them at the days end and shit. So. And Mandev, that shit. Ain't nobody got no pussy. This damn rubber don't pussy in the ass.
No grinding with your jeans on and shit, right? It's humping and hunching and shit. So, damn, man, the fuck around.
We end up spending the night with these bitches, right?
And so the next morning I wake up, I got a fucking glob of chewing gum and a fucking head on the right side, right?
So now I gotta get the chewing on my hair. So now walk around the beach with a big ass ball spot up in here. Like I got a fucking, man, like I need some burnt motor oil to put on my shit like you do a main dog. So I had to buy. I ended up buying a fedora hat. And I wore that fedora hat the fucking whole weekend, man. Trying to cover that fucking ball spot in my head, man.
[00:04:03] Speaker B: Shit. You know that beach now, man. That shit totally different now.
Was running that spot down. They back in.
[00:04:09] Speaker A: Yeah, man. So I don't know. I don't know if the kids still doing that these days or not, man. You know. I guess I got to see what happened. My son be as a singing this year, so we'll see what happened.
[00:04:19] Speaker B: I'm at the game grown and gone.
[00:04:22] Speaker A: Yeah, yours grown. Yeah, I got him then. Now turn around. Now I get a little break in there for. Look for little puffy. She graduate school and shit. I. Yeah, man. So other than that, you know, the graduation cookout was nice, man. You know, had a nice ass tent and shit out there. And, you know, we was able to stay out the rain and all that shit, man.
[00:04:48] Speaker B: What's up, man?
[00:04:49] Speaker A: The food was delicious and shit.
And I don't know who the fuck made that damn chicken salad this past weekend, but that chicken salad was amazing.
[00:04:57] Speaker B: Shout out to the chicken salad.
[00:05:00] Speaker A: Right, man. So what else going on, man? What's your take on NBA playoffs and shit, man?
[00:05:06] Speaker B: Hey, man, you know, I think them sons, man, they. They doing they thing out there. But you know, Chris Paul, right? He due for it, right? But you know, the sons as a team, real fucking arrogant, right? But I guess when you get there. When you finally get there, I guess you gotta act like you belong there. I get you. But then I think. I think it would have been a better series if Murray was there and Will Barton wasn't coming off of injury.
And I think it would have been a better series because Murray would have and Booker would have kind of canceled each other out.
[00:05:46] Speaker A: Right.
[00:05:46] Speaker B: So. And definitely Chris Paul would not be able to stand in front of. Right, right. So I think it just kind of fell all in for the suns right now. Like, the Lakers, they had the issue with 80 going out and LeBron, you know, coming off the injury.
[00:06:02] Speaker A: Right.
[00:06:03] Speaker B: Not making no excuses for them at the same time. But I think it all fell in the way for the sun.
[00:06:08] Speaker A: I get you.
[00:06:09] Speaker B: It's falling for them right now.
[00:06:11] Speaker A: So we'll see Chris Paul, see, like he been doing, had an amazing series where he had like 35 or something last night.
[00:06:18] Speaker B: 35 on two point shots. He even attempted three. That shit Schrutle should have been doing with his zero points going, I'm still on his, man.
[00:06:26] Speaker A: Leave Schrute alone, man. You know, Schruta went back in the office like I told him to try to get that money. You saw that shit, right?
[00:06:33] Speaker B: What happened?
[00:06:33] Speaker A: He must have heard the scumbag tip of the week. Cause I think he went back in the office.
[00:06:37] Speaker B: What do you say?
[00:06:37] Speaker A: You take $35, nigga say you sorry, man. They went over with a hat in hand. So sorry.
[00:06:43] Speaker B: Like your boy Smith said, you going up.
Yeah, smitty. So you gonna start talking about your money, right?
[00:06:51] Speaker A: Right. So what, you take over the YouTube and what's that? The Clippers.
[00:06:56] Speaker B: Hey, man, we got a series right now, but tonight, I think Utah gonna pull. I think gonna pull up three one. Clippers gonna win another one. It's gonna be three two going back. And I think you talk gonna pull that thing out, man. I just can't go with Kawhi and Paul George. He had an unbelievable game last time. I just can't go with him continuing that. He gotta show me. He continued that for game 3456 games in a row. Not one game here, and then go ice cold for six damn games.
And then you have a 30 point game.
Kwhi need more than that from you, right? Reggie Jackson having a series of his damn life.
But you can't count on that either, right? Patrick Bayler don't even need to put his shoes on.
Marcus Morris don't need to put his fucking shoes on.
They paying Luke Canard 64 mil.
And he might make a shot or two here and there, but I just think you taught a better team, man. A better team usually wins, right?
[00:07:58] Speaker A: I see you know. So I'm gonna tell you one thing though.
Me and my wife was looking at the game the other night when they were playing in Utah.
We ain't seen no holes. Cause like I told you, Utah had no holes.
[00:08:15] Speaker B: I told you, man, I'm telling you, I'm gonna stand up.
[00:08:19] Speaker A: Only thing I seen in damn Utah was a bunch of old white people that look like they be at hardest getting their breakfast every morning. That's what I see in fucking Utah, man.
[00:08:30] Speaker B: I'm gonna stand up for Utah. I'm gonna ride with Utah to the end. Utah got em. He got em. Utah got em. All right. Salt Lake city got em.
[00:08:39] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:08:40] Speaker B: Salt Lake city got em and I'm trying to tell you, okay.
[00:08:43] Speaker A: I said, baby, I said, baby. You see any holes out there in that fucking crowd? Cause stuck said there's some holes in Utah. I don't see no fucking. You see some holes?
[00:08:50] Speaker B: Well, I seen some holes.
[00:08:51] Speaker A: Somebody like, nah, I don't see no holes.
[00:08:53] Speaker B: I seen some holes. It might be, look, you see what you're doing? You're trying to put them in a box. You trying to put. You looking for. You selecting, you looking for a selective hole. See me, I got broad, you know, got a wide span on what I'm saying, what I'm looking at, right.
[00:09:10] Speaker A: I see.
[00:09:11] Speaker B: I mean, if she got pancake ass but she can help my credits go. I'm with it, right.
[00:09:21] Speaker A: I got you, man. I see you. I feel you. So what you think about the Brooklyn and Milwaukee series, man? What the fuck you think you got going on out there?
[00:09:29] Speaker B: Well, we gonna find out what Katie we gonna find out what Katie got going on. Kd gonna have to do the Lebron thing. He gonna have to care if Kyrie can't come back. Jay hard still on the hamstring shit. KD gonna have to show he want to be considered the player number one player in the world. He want to be considered the best player on the planet, right. It's your time right here when you got a care team, all right?
They went on LeBron ass about this shit for years, okay?
If you want to be that guy, this show time to shine right here, right? It's your time to pick the boys up. Your Joe has, you can't hit shit.
Luis Cavaro, whatever damn name is and all these other motherfuckers. It's time to carry him.
To carry him to the fucking finals.
[00:10:18] Speaker A: I see. So you know what I. My take is on the finals is whatever happened, win or lose for KD.
I think that nigga need to hit Floyd up. See what Floyd got that hair from. Cause that nigga, that nigga shit was hard.
[00:10:35] Speaker B: You know that nigga got that Django. He got that Django shit. He got that Django nappy, old school great granddaddy. Change it all in the back, under the goddamn. In the backyard, under the tree type.
[00:10:47] Speaker A: Hell, yeah. That dig gotta be the tallest tree shade mechanic in the world.
It's like. I think it is. I think it don't have no handkerchief or nothing where he changed the oil. He just rubbing, like. He just rubbing in his hair or something.
[00:11:00] Speaker B: I don't even know that.
[00:11:01] Speaker A: I just don't get it.
[00:11:02] Speaker B: Why that nigga even go to the bottle shop, right?
[00:11:03] Speaker A: I don't know.
[00:11:04] Speaker B: I don't get it. Who was your ball? You need to go down to classic cuts. Shout out to classic cut. You need to go down to classic cut. No boys will get you right down there because your shit look like fucking hammer. With me growing crazy. That shit is fucking tacky. And the little bit he got is fucking peasy. Yeah, then they hit peasy.
[00:11:21] Speaker A: He got too much money for that shit, man. I don't get it.
[00:11:24] Speaker B: This shit ain't nappy.
[00:11:25] Speaker A: I don't get it, man.
[00:11:26] Speaker B: Nigga shit peasy.
[00:11:28] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:11:28] Speaker B: So n he must brush his shit backwards. Okay. That nigga go the wrong way.
What that nigga need to do? That nigga need to get some silk fucking pillowcases. He need to get that cat wheels. Cat wheels. He got silk pillowcases for his hands.
[00:11:44] Speaker A: So what you think his mama used to do with his hair on picture day?
[00:11:47] Speaker B: Shit. Just send that nigga out the door, man. Picture the shit. Huh? He went here, he had that merge.
[00:11:54] Speaker A: What do you think she done, man?
[00:11:55] Speaker B: Huh?
[00:11:56] Speaker A: What you think she done thinks she just kept him out of school.
[00:12:00] Speaker B: She just peeked. That damn cotton out of his fucking head, man. When you sleep on that damn chair, pick that motherfucker cotton out of the toe.
[00:12:06] Speaker A: Give that to.
[00:12:07] Speaker B: Yeah, man. Ain't no combs in that house.
[00:12:10] Speaker A: I mean, that shit. That shit is a little horrible, man.
[00:12:12] Speaker B: I cut that shit. If that was me, I'd be like, you know what? Yeah, take this shit off, man.
[00:12:16] Speaker A: Let it go, slime.
[00:12:17] Speaker B: Oh, hey. Shit. He got no money on to get one of Jalen Rose.
[00:12:20] Speaker A: Yeah, that's true.
[00:12:21] Speaker B: I see Jalen Rose. I don't know who the fuck cuts Jalen Rose here.
[00:12:24] Speaker A: That shit.
[00:12:24] Speaker B: If that shit is a real piece, that shit legit. Jalen Rose got the best barber in the world, and I know, shout out to Quentin, Dottie, he is top notch. But Jalen Rose Barber got to be using fucking gold blades on that nigga head, man, that shit be tight. His nigga don't have no facial hair. His shit ain't overgrowth. Mm hmm. I mean, come on, man.
[00:12:50] Speaker A: Yeah, I know this.
[00:12:51] Speaker B: Like, he just put a whole face on, like a whole. That shit like a mask. That shit be drawn tight. No, over skip. No, no, too far back on this side. Yeah, none of that.
[00:13:03] Speaker A: I saw that shit, um, the other day. I like. Damn, man. So, yeah, that nigga should be tight. You know, I see his hair, you know. You know, you go to barbershop, you got the little picture there where you can pick what number you want.
[00:13:14] Speaker B: We got that number 19.
[00:13:15] Speaker A: Yeah, I got a number on that damn poster, man.
[00:13:22] Speaker B: Then he got a style. His face gotta be like. He got Jalen. Rosha J. Whoever is your barber, bruh, you gotta be paying. You gotta be getting your hair cut fucking every day.
[00:13:34] Speaker A: Yeah, that nigga shit. Keep his shit tight. Shout out to Jay Larose.
[00:13:38] Speaker B: You got the bill here on tv.
[00:13:40] Speaker A: That's a failure. Yeah, man. So what you think about this? Atlanta and Philly, you need to go.
[00:13:46] Speaker B: Ahead and count and send Atlanta bakers. I didn't get them down. Wings and shit. Going back in hot lama right now, man. I need them seats of the wind. I got a couple dollars on y'all anyway, right? Let's go. Sixers right after that. I don't give a damn what y'all do. Y'all need to win this series right here.
[00:14:03] Speaker A: Right, man.
[00:14:04] Speaker B: So what else series, man? Cause, you know, really needs something. Needs something to cheer about right now, man, when it comes football season, that ain't happening, right? It ain't happening.
[00:14:15] Speaker A: I feel you, man.
[00:14:16] Speaker B: I'm gonna bust y'all ass, Sam see, gonna bust that ass on week three.
[00:14:23] Speaker A: Yeah, but, um, I really been following that much, too, lately. Me, I've seen.
I really follow no series, basically. But, damn, the fucking Clippers in Utah, Sears could, you know, I want to see. I want to see Utah get put down.
But, um, other than that, man, you know, I really into the. To the playoffs since LeBron got put out.
[00:14:49] Speaker B: I mean, it's for a few people, man. But right now, I'm just kind of. I mean, I won't. I don't want to see the Clippers take it just because I want to get up and watch them, you know, that show. See that guy?
[00:15:01] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:15:02] Speaker B: You know, back pelt and bring up all kind of dumb shit.
[00:15:06] Speaker A: Right.
[00:15:06] Speaker B: Plus, Shannon reacting to fool, so.
[00:15:08] Speaker A: Right. Yeah, that's what I'm saying, man. So I'm kind of like you in about Brooklyn. And I want clippers to lose cause of skip. But other than that, man, I just ain't been into the playoffs this year.
[00:15:21] Speaker B: But many camps, man, you know, football, right. Football is where it's at, man. That's the dominant sport right now.
[00:15:28] Speaker A: Right.
[00:15:29] Speaker B: So we ain't got long before training camp start, you know, we start talking football again, so.
[00:15:34] Speaker A: Right.
[00:15:35] Speaker B: Some serious football anyway.
[00:15:37] Speaker A: Absolutely. So that's why I kind of, that I kind of waited on to myself, man, to see what my team gonna do this year and that type of shit, but that's all good. Yeah, but, man, speaking of them sports and shit, man, have you been seeing what was going on around the league at these baseball games?
[00:15:56] Speaker B: Uh uh. What's been happening?
[00:15:58] Speaker A: These Trump sizes being hung at the. At the baseball games, you know? Damn. Fucking, they had one in Miami, then they had one in Fenway park saying that Trump won the election, man.
[00:16:11] Speaker B: People need to let that shit go, man.
God damn.
I mean, God damn. How many times they gotta count these motherfucking. Listen, he lost.
Get over it, people.
[00:16:23] Speaker A: Amen.
[00:16:24] Speaker B: You got four more years, and you can try that shit again.
But wait your fucking turn, man.
[00:16:29] Speaker A: I wish you bad. Them motherfuckers on the motherfuckers supporting Trump, man, no matter what. No matter what Trump say does or do, they with him, man. You know, this don't get it.
[00:16:42] Speaker B: You know that motherfucker say he be back in August. In August?
[00:16:45] Speaker A: Yeah, that what he said.
[00:16:46] Speaker B: He said he gonna be back by whatever.
[00:16:48] Speaker A: He gonna be back in there.
[00:16:50] Speaker B: He'll be back in there. He will be in office.
[00:16:53] Speaker A: You think. You think Trump will be back in there?
[00:16:55] Speaker B: He'll be in the office of the fucking justice goddamn court. Keep fucking around here.
[00:17:00] Speaker A: But you know what?
[00:17:01] Speaker B: Keep fucking.
[00:17:02] Speaker A: Let me ask you this, though.
[00:17:03] Speaker B: What's up?
[00:17:05] Speaker A: Okay. They saying these proud boys that's, um, that's hanging these signs up at the damn baseball game. It was one hung up at the Miami Marlins game, and none of them was hanging at the Boston game at Fenway park.
[00:17:18] Speaker B: Mm hmm.
[00:17:19] Speaker A: So it made a, it came, security came and made. It would take the signs down and the fans was ejected. Do you think that's a in violation of the freedom of speech?
[00:17:31] Speaker B: Hell no.
[00:17:32] Speaker A: No.
[00:17:32] Speaker B: Nope. Cause I tell you what, bitch, I can't go and hang no fucking Malcolm X sign out that motherfucker without fucking getting tased or some shit. Nah, hell, no, there ain't no violation. They freedom of speech. Nobody give a fuck about their freedom of speech.
You can't say that because at the same. The reason why I say that is because the election and all that shit is overdeveloped. Mm hmm. It's over, right.
The country has moved on. If you want to hang a sign, hang a sign with them pictures of the motherfucker that jump that wall they still looking for. How about here? Take some edge of here. Find some motherfucker that jump that down. Jump that down wall. All right, all right. Do that. But all that. Listen. Shit is over, man.
[00:18:16] Speaker A: Amen.
[00:18:16] Speaker B: Wait your turn. We had to wait four years before we got this motherfucker out of there. Y'all gotta wait for a year and you get your turn to do it all over again.
[00:18:25] Speaker A: The motherfuckers say Trump won and take back America. That were the signs.
[00:18:30] Speaker B: Okay, well, I tell you what. I got my little piece over there where I stayed. Bring your ass down. Bring your ass down the driveway and see what happen. Take that piece first. Start over there.
[00:18:39] Speaker A: What are you gonna do over there?
[00:18:40] Speaker B: Shit, I'm a. I'm gonna run out of bullets.
[00:18:44] Speaker A: You know how many motherfuckers looking down? Come on, sly. You saw them motherfuckers at that damn.
[00:18:49] Speaker B: Listen, man, they did that shit because they was allowed to.
[00:18:54] Speaker A: So what you think would have happened? That would have been black lives matter. Shit.
[00:18:57] Speaker B: Come on, man. You saw what happened. The motherfucker tear gas cats out there to take a picture in front of church.
And there wasn't even half as many people. They weren't even no way close to that building when they was out there protesting. They got tear gas and all. And he mean to tell me these mother put them in these rvs can't fucking get, you know. Come on, man. I ain't no, no. It's a double standard. It'll been biters all over that motherfucking line.
They still picking up shells out of. Motherfucker, man.
[00:19:26] Speaker A: I went to Washington, DC shortly after that shit happened. About maybe about a week or two after that happened, they still had the national Guard on hum bees right around watch.
[00:19:36] Speaker B: Come on, man, think about it. Now. You got national Guardhouse, Humvee, you got barricades, you got all this shit blocked. I mean, all these security things, right? You got all this shit set up.
Ain't no fucking way that they should have been that easily get up in there like that. No, ain't no way. I mean, not just get on the front line. He mother got in the building and tore up some shit.
[00:20:05] Speaker A: Yeah, they did.
[00:20:05] Speaker B: Took shit, right? Parade around that motherfucker. All in the Senate flow.
Body's supposed to be laid out, man.
That is an act of terrorism.
[00:20:15] Speaker A: Yeah, but, you know, I just, um. I don't know if you saw the security guard that, um. Not the security guard, the Capitol. This Capitol police chief. And he was like, um, the black guy, the one that's okay.
[00:20:28] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:20:29] Speaker A: And, um, you were saying that, um, he started to pull his weapon and fire, but he said, you know, he didn't, he didn't have enough bullets, so that's why he didn't fire.
[00:20:38] Speaker B: I mean, the nine you got on that clip, you should have used them, motherfucker. That have been nine motherfuckers you ain't had to worry about because motherfuckers were hitting them. You seen them? You seen that shit? Cats say, I saw an interview they had one of the guys on there, one of the guys that. One of the police say, well, they're getting hit with poles. Them cats were hitting them, kicking them, stomping them. I mean, ain't give a fuck about him.
[00:21:01] Speaker A: Do say, um.
[00:21:02] Speaker B: Come on, man.
[00:21:02] Speaker A: Dude said, um, the guys got the eye guys. Yeah.
[00:21:07] Speaker B: You know, motherfuckers traumatized behind that shit, man. Cuz they crowd was out of fucking control.
[00:21:13] Speaker A: It was.
[00:21:14] Speaker B: They should have saw, they should have mold down some other right there on the spot.
[00:21:17] Speaker A: Mm hmm.
[00:21:18] Speaker B: And that just me.
[00:21:19] Speaker A: So you think they should have had the panel?
[00:21:24] Speaker B: Yeah, the.
Yeah, that's the inside job.
Ain't no fucking way. I mean, and it's just me on some street shit as inside shit. There's ain't no way one of the more protected buildings in the nation get overrun like that, right? Ain't no fucking way. No way.
[00:21:43] Speaker A: Yeah, I agree with you. It had to be an inside job.
[00:21:46] Speaker B: You can watch any, you can watch, um, what's that movie?
Olympus falling. Whatever that damn movie is when they try to take the fucking White House. So all that shit broke loose on that movie even no better than that.
[00:22:00] Speaker A: But that was the White House, though.
[00:22:02] Speaker B: Same fucking thing.
It's the same fucking thing. You still got all these motherfucking senators and all these important people. They say in this one place, ain't no fucking way. You supposed to have two cops out there trying to hold a fence and you got 10,000 motherfuckers running that bitch. Come on, man. Nah, I ain't going for that. Nah, nah, I ain't. Listen, come on, man.
They have more security at down below fucking down, down at the fairground, right? You ain't overrun that damn fence. I tell you that shit.
[00:22:37] Speaker A: Come on, man. So Trump made to put a statement out there and you know about he go back to office and I august and you got these little, I guess you could call them little flare ups around the country. And with this down at the baseball games, these proud boys hanging these banners up saying, trump 2020, he won an election, take America back and all type of shit. Do you see that shit happening again?
[00:23:03] Speaker B: Yeah.
Yeah. Because wouldn't enough done the first time. Now, I also think with Trump making those statements and knowing what they gonna do, they should lock his fucking ass up, right?
Because that right there is inciting violence. Even though even those type of comments, we gonna take it back. We gonna, we gonna take out, we gonna make our play, we gonna take our place back, blah, blah, blah. That is inciting violence.
[00:23:32] Speaker A: So you think banning him for social media wasn't enough?
[00:23:34] Speaker B: No, no, he need to be locked up. He need to be locked up. Let anybody else would have been doing it. Let, listen, a black, one of these black leaders out here go over there talking about, we gonna take back, we're gonna take our 40 in a mule.
Watch what the fuck happened.
We gonna take our 40 acres in a mule. We gonna take, we gonna take whatever. We gonna, we gonna, we can't even take, we can't even, we can't even take a Burger king. We can't take over. Goddamn chick fil a rice motherfucker. Try to see. Try to see. Try to see.
[00:24:15] Speaker A: Hey, man, you know, try it and see.
I feel you. And I with you 100%.
[00:24:20] Speaker B: Act two fucking crazy at a football game and your ass getting dragged down the motherfucking bleachers. Act too crazy somewhere and see what happened. But you can get on tv and say, we're gonna take, I'm gonna take back the White House. I'm gonna take this, I'm gonna do, I'm gonna take back over. Come on, man. That's exciting, right? Then they should be locked up.
[00:24:37] Speaker A: Well, we'll see what happened, man. But you know, Trump gets, Trump started a movement out here, man.
You gotta give him that.
[00:24:47] Speaker B: I ain't giving him shit.
[00:24:48] Speaker A: This motherfucker trying to get.
[00:24:50] Speaker B: Listen, this motherfucker got some people that listen to this fool ass. He got, he got, he got, he got a backing. The people that listen to that stupid shit.
[00:24:57] Speaker A: He got a following.
[00:24:58] Speaker B: Listen to that shit and the shit that they've been thinking all these years. And we're trying to plot they got a voice for it now, right? You know, all that. All that secret meeting shit they've been having and all that other shit been going on now they got a voice.
[00:25:12] Speaker A: Niggas at a baseball game and putting up signs.
[00:25:14] Speaker B: Baseball. And baseball posed to be America's sport, you know? I mean, that's supposed to be, you know, clean cut, but 67% white guys playing, right? And you, come on, man. First off, how the fuck you get in there and hang that sign up?
[00:25:31] Speaker A: I don't really know, man.
[00:25:32] Speaker B: Would you jump the fence?
[00:25:33] Speaker A: I don't know how you got it.
[00:25:34] Speaker B: Listen, brought into the game, ain't no jumping no fences no more, man.
You came to jump the fence out of high school game. Try it and see what happened. Yeah, come on, man. Oh, no, Mandez, listen, these motherfuckers got a voice.
They got somebody to blame that shit on. Like, we listen, you know, we listen to Trump. Trump telling her he giving us the voice we ain't had.
[00:25:56] Speaker A: Yeah. And then, you know, like this, go back on that insurrection thing, you know, a lot of guys say Trump told him to come.
[00:26:02] Speaker B: Yeah, he was going to walk him down there. I'm gonna meet you down there. I'm coming down there too. We gonna march down there. We gonna find out what's going on. Yeah, yeah. Come on, mandy. See them, motherfucker? Rv been rolling all night trying to get up there. Motherfucker. Motherfucker. Ride took off work, motherfucker. Call in. Hey, I ain't coming today.
You ain't? You call any seat to work, but your ass in the insurrection.
You on tv. You old tv.
But you can't come to work, though.
You can't come to work.
[00:26:39] Speaker A: How they call in? Slide.
[00:26:41] Speaker B: Hey, I got the Rona.
I got the Rona. I'm around. Somebody got the Rona, right?
I can't come in today. Jim around. Somebody with the Rona.
[00:26:56] Speaker A: Oh, my God.
[00:26:57] Speaker B: Yo, got need ten days quarantine, right?
Yeah, motherfucker.
Hang them Nancy Pelosi.
[00:27:10] Speaker A: Oh, my God.
[00:27:11] Speaker B: Let's kill that bitch.
[00:27:12] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:27:13] Speaker B: Come on. Crazy Mandy.
[00:27:15] Speaker A: Absolutely.
[00:27:16] Speaker B: Hello.
[00:27:17] Speaker A: Man, speaking of, went ballistic, man.
Did you hear about the story with the Virginia tech football player that's currently waiting trial in a murder of a 40 year old restaurant worker who catfished him on a dating app?
Oh, my gosh.
[00:27:36] Speaker B: I don't even know where to begin with.
I don't know where to begin. Mm hmm. But I understand.
Yeah, I understand. I understand that. Okay. My thing is with that is there should be.
I didn't say I'm not gonna say. I'm not gonna say condone the fact of him killing. Okay? Not not condone it, but I understand.
[00:28:06] Speaker A: Mm hmm.
[00:28:07] Speaker B: Because.
[00:28:10] Speaker A: You, you sound like Chris Rock. I ain't saying OJ shoulda did it.
[00:28:16] Speaker B: OJ shoulda did it.
[00:28:17] Speaker A: But I don't understand.
[00:28:21] Speaker B: I get it, man. Like, you was a woman.
You got me thinking you a woman. I'm thinking you a woman. Uh huh.
You come out, you turn out to be a Mandeh.
[00:28:33] Speaker A: Right.
[00:28:34] Speaker B: And I don't play that gay shit. So in that particular moment, dude lost his mind.
He killed the man. But the man was faking portraying to be somebody else.
[00:28:50] Speaker A: Right?
[00:28:51] Speaker B: See that catfish shit?
That catfish shit, that shit should be like a law. Like that shit should be like a crime. The catfishing motherfucker out here, man, that should be like a crime because, okay, everybody don't. You know what I'm saying? Like, like, you can't do that shit to people.
Motherfuckers will kill you out here for pump faking you as a whole fucking man. You out here portraying yourself as a woman, right? Just like you got a sex offender guy that had that sign in his damn young. Sex offender lives here. Mm hmm. Motherfucker, man trying to be a woman. Should have a sign in the damn yard too. This motherfucker trying to be a woman lives here. Like, you can't be doing that shit.
[00:29:35] Speaker A: To people out here. Going too far.
[00:29:37] Speaker B: No, what went too far was you out here, you out here talking about you a damn woman. And you a whole ass man out here and you out here fucking with another man who ain't gay.
[00:29:47] Speaker A: My man said, my man said he want to punch my man in the face five times with that.
[00:29:53] Speaker B: With that motherfucker. So he gave that motherfucker a soul.
[00:29:57] Speaker A: Fucking say he broke all the bones in his face.
[00:30:00] Speaker B: He sure have.
And he should have. I understand. I understand.
[00:30:05] Speaker A: So he went, but he said he went there spending oral sex, you know, after connecting with it. Had to connect it with the guy. The guy was saying, identify herself as this lady as being Angie on the date inside on the dating app.
[00:30:22] Speaker B: And, um, listen, first thing you need to do is get off them goddamn date. They penny fish shit and all that shit. You get off them damn dating sites, man. All right, listen, it ain't nothing. They go out here, you see a woman, you see a woman, talk to her, man. What? What? All that easy, quick shit, everything. This ain't Jiffy Lou for women, man. You can't go in there and just, you know, some of the motherfuckers ain't real.
But.
[00:30:54] Speaker A: So what do you think? So what do you think? The best. Best website to get a woman off of christian.
[00:30:59] Speaker B: Christian mango farmer. Farmers.com.
[00:31:07] Speaker A: What do you think?
[00:31:08] Speaker B: Christie Mango? They were all pre set.
[00:31:12] Speaker A: You ever got some old dicky socks?
[00:31:13] Speaker B: Hell, no.
[00:31:14] Speaker A: You didn't? Oh, man, you know, nah, I ain't.
[00:31:18] Speaker B: No fool with them dicky sides, but I know people that have me talking about, nah, I ain't never. I ain't never did it, man.
[00:31:28] Speaker A: For real.
[00:31:29] Speaker B: I never did it. Oh, man, I never did it, man. Um, I ain't knocking about that, dude. Don't get me wrong. I ain't knocking nobody that do, but I just never did. Yeah, but I did tag.
[00:31:39] Speaker A: I did tag.
[00:31:40] Speaker B: You did tag. See, I was overseas when all that shit came. That shit was heavy, you know? So, matter of fact, you did tell me about tag. Yeah, you did. You did tell me about that. Yeah, you did. I crushed a horn.
[00:31:53] Speaker A: I crushed a couple of them on there, though.
[00:31:55] Speaker B: Too horny, man. Too haunted.
[00:31:58] Speaker A: But you gotta stay away.
[00:32:00] Speaker B: They don't pay be that hornet, man. They don't pay to be that hornet.
[00:32:02] Speaker A: Hey, man, listen, mandy, I was single. I was.
[00:32:06] Speaker B: Listen, listen. We had our rugs gone. The streets heavy when you were slain.
[00:32:11] Speaker A: I was just out here, man.
[00:32:12] Speaker B: But my thing is, though, with the player, you know, that's unfortunate that happened, man. You know, his life probably, you know. I don't think he getting off. I don't think they gonna give him no leniency or nothing. They gonna charlie with murder, but at.
[00:32:26] Speaker A: The same time, second degree murder.
[00:32:28] Speaker B: But see, mandy, if.
[00:32:32] Speaker A: But he out on bail, though, he got out on $75,000 bill should not.
[00:32:36] Speaker B: Have came to that because you should not be out here perpetrating, man, out here faking it. They just like all that punk faking and shit niggas be doing that should get you killed, man.
[00:32:45] Speaker A: Yeah, but one of the lawyers did say that. I think the prosecutor was saying that he usually asked for bail for people that committed a murder. But in this situation, the situation, yeah.
[00:32:55] Speaker B: But dude, dude shit on him and thought he was a woman. He reacted to that. So it's like a crime of passion, basically. Like, you come home, catch your old lady getting damn pile dry by some nigga, just open fire, don't leave and come back.
But if you catch him in the act and you handle that crime of passion, right, you know, ain't like he left.
Came back the next day and then beat the man to fucking death.
Damn, man.
[00:33:25] Speaker A: Sucking your dick damn.
[00:33:27] Speaker B: You should beat the fuck out of if you not gay, right?
[00:33:32] Speaker A: Hey, man, yeah, I get it. I mean, I agree with you.
[00:33:34] Speaker B: I mean, that's just unfortunate, man.
[00:33:36] Speaker A: But nobody should be getting catfish out here.
[00:33:38] Speaker B: Yeah, catfish and shit. Come on, really.
[00:33:41] Speaker A: But, man, let me ask you. Was you scared. You scared. You were scared to try to date inside? Cause of that shit?
[00:33:46] Speaker B: Hell, no, I wasn't scared. I just never did. I mean, saying, listen, don't get me wrong now. Shit got tough, you know? Damn, Baton ers went down.
[00:33:54] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:33:54] Speaker B: You know, Baton errs went down. I started scracking out, getting you a.
[00:33:57] Speaker A: Little slump and shit, you know.
[00:33:58] Speaker B: You know, everybody hit a little rough patch. Mine just ain't last long enough. Me to down, get a little, make an account, log on.
[00:34:07] Speaker A: Get a little slump, you know, get on bbW. Yeah. You know, that was supposed to be on ain't no damn bbws.
[00:34:13] Speaker B: Hey, from what I hear, though, man, from what I hear though, man, that shit. That shit. You pretty, you link up, you hear, you out.
[00:34:20] Speaker A: Yeah, so, I mean, last time I been on them.
[00:34:25] Speaker B: Mm hmm.
[00:34:25] Speaker A: Um. The last girl hit off a tag.
Shit, man, she was middle. She wasn't. She wasn't she more big? Big, but she was. She couldn't. She was big.
[00:34:40] Speaker B: Big is big.
[00:34:41] Speaker A: No, you know, she was. She was between. She was like.
[00:34:44] Speaker B: She was healthy.
[00:34:45] Speaker A: Yeah, but she was like maybe like a cookie or two from being.
[00:34:50] Speaker B: She was a couple koolaid.
[00:34:51] Speaker A: Yeah, a couple red Kool aid from.
[00:34:54] Speaker B: Being a big bitch, huh?
[00:34:55] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. And I messed around, you know. Ran up in there and shit. And shit. And then I'm all for. Had a little mini fridge in the room, got me a soda.
[00:35:04] Speaker B: That's why I asked in between.
Ice cream sandwich, mini freezer.
[00:35:10] Speaker A: Got me a pop, and I get the out of there, so.
And the thing about it, man, it was like.
[00:35:20] Speaker B: What? You had Meliella?
[00:35:22] Speaker A: Nah, it was sprite. We had a sprite.
She probably had Meliela. Cause you asked some sodas in that motherfucker. You know, it was about down, free of the rate, about maybe about 3ft.
[00:35:33] Speaker B: Tall, full of fucking sodas.
[00:35:35] Speaker A: Sodas and waters and shit.
[00:35:37] Speaker B: You weren't her first damn, John.
[00:35:39] Speaker A: No, I probably wouldn't, man. You know, she had a bologna in a bit. I don't even know slide. It was dark in there.
[00:35:47] Speaker B: You just grabbed a soda and got out of there?
[00:35:48] Speaker A: Yeah. Ain't real dope. It was late as hell, man. It was like fucking like 203:00 in the morning.
[00:35:54] Speaker B: Well, you know, anything goes at 230 yeah, you know.
[00:35:57] Speaker A: You know how it is, man.
[00:35:58] Speaker B: Anything goes at 230 late, man.
[00:36:01] Speaker A: You hit that damn butter now. Hit the bottom of that jaw.
[00:36:03] Speaker B: Clink, clink, clink, clink, clink.
Fucking looking around. You had a rough night. Hey, we had a rough night. Looking around. That last call come through. Mm hmm.
[00:36:13] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:36:13] Speaker B: Start looking around. You start section off the pack.
[00:36:16] Speaker A: Yeah, you know, I had my tag moments, man.
[00:36:18] Speaker B: You know, I ain't mad at judging nothing, man. I just never did. Not saying that, you know, shit hit the fan. I wouldn't. I just never did. Right?
[00:36:29] Speaker A: Yeah, I did that shit, man, for a little while. And like I said, when you go in that slump, you had to find something.
[00:36:38] Speaker B: You gotta do what you gotta do.
[00:36:39] Speaker A: Yeah, man.
[00:36:40] Speaker B: Shit.
[00:36:40] Speaker A: Cause you can't keep watching Cherokee, Cherokee ass and Pinky and shit like that. You can't keep watching that shit over.
[00:36:46] Speaker B: Can't keep handlebarring your dick.
[00:36:47] Speaker A: Yeah, man. So you gotta do what you gotta do, man.
[00:36:51] Speaker B: Fucking using laid on thick run through buying lotion every week from damn Walgreens. Damn. You never fuck back in here again by a lot.
How many people stay in this house.
[00:37:04] Speaker A: Where you get that, jergenshe?
[00:37:05] Speaker B: You gotta get that drink.
You gotta get that one, that one. You gotta get that one. That cocoa butter for men shit last a little longer, bro, in case you wanna. You wanna keep the party going.
[00:37:23] Speaker A: You know how it is, bro. You know how it is, man.
[00:37:27] Speaker B: Vlogger Pornhub will have it, man.
[00:37:29] Speaker A: So, like I said, I had my little time when I done dating out. But like I said, fortunately, I ain't had a rental situation like my man did.
[00:37:36] Speaker B: Oh, my God, man. That's unfortunate, man. But like I said, I understand, man.
[00:37:40] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:37:41] Speaker B: Shit like that. I mean, shit, a man, right?
[00:37:46] Speaker A: Come on, man.
[00:37:49] Speaker B: The moral story, you cannot be out here catfishing folk. Even if you a woman and you still hear catfishing people. That shit will get you fucked up.
Moral of the story, catfishing would get you fucked up.
[00:38:03] Speaker A: Right? That's true. That's the bottom line, man. But, you know, getting into more about, you know, about the Dayton app and a little bit about the NBA playoffs, man. Particularly this one guy that's still in the playoffs that actually won a championship last year with Los Angeles Lakers, now playing with Philadelphia fucking Dwight Howard. And I was on online this week, man. I see where Tia Cooper was on YouTube popping that ass, right?
[00:38:34] Speaker B: Fucking right.
[00:38:35] Speaker A: So I like, damn, Tia Cooper is fucking fine.
[00:38:38] Speaker B: Yes. Hey, Tia Cooper. You listening? Call me.
[00:38:42] Speaker A: So then the good news came out. Yeah. She back on the market down the.
[00:38:47] Speaker B: Line, the White House fucked up or no, he got dumped again.
[00:38:52] Speaker A: Damn.
[00:38:53] Speaker B: Now, the white Howard defense. Now, Dwight Howard has had some bad motherfuckers. Oh, yeah, he done had some winners, bro. Yeah, drea. Dre, he done had some bad bitches, bro.
[00:39:10] Speaker A: Yeah, he did.
[00:39:11] Speaker B: He done had some bad. Now, I give him that, he can't keep him, but that motherfucker get him for a little while.
[00:39:17] Speaker A: What you think about, what you think about Roy? See, you thought Roy. You thought Ross was fine.
[00:39:26] Speaker B: She wasn't like she dream, but she was. She was straight, though.
[00:39:30] Speaker A: Yeah, man. Cause she was down.
Tia Cooper was on fucking down live stream.
[00:39:36] Speaker B: Like, yo, I'm out here.
[00:39:39] Speaker A: We not together no more. Don't, don't mention me with him. Don't act me. Ain't nothing with him.
Don't do nothing.
[00:39:46] Speaker B: Why, there's a weird motherfucker anyway, though. But he gets them, though. I give him that now. He gives him. He gets them. So whatever he. Whatever he start off with working, whether he coming out of pocket or what, I don't know what he doing. Whatever he start off with working, he just can't hold them up. Two, three months, his ass dumped.
[00:40:07] Speaker A: Tia cooper, man. You know what, though? I'm a. What you think about this?
I'm gonna ask you this question right here.
[00:40:13] Speaker B: Yeah, what's happening?
[00:40:16] Speaker A: Do you think if you was a professional athlete, would you be a relationship.
[00:40:24] Speaker B: In the beginning, period, throughout your whole career?
I don't know. Beyond who? I don't know especially. Okay, let me say that depends on where I'm at in my life.
[00:40:38] Speaker A: Utah.
[00:40:43] Speaker B: Utah. I have a, you know, Utah with that multiple women shit. I have a whole house full of bitches in Utah. Let me tell you that right now.
[00:40:51] Speaker A: The Mormons.
[00:40:52] Speaker B: Fucking right. I have a whole fucking herd of them bitches.
[00:40:54] Speaker A: I got you. I got you.
[00:40:56] Speaker B: Lou Williams, them hoes. I have two bitches. You know Lou Williams got two bitches in it?
[00:40:59] Speaker A: For real?
[00:41:00] Speaker B: Fucking right. Luigi a got two holes.
No shit.
You better look at lemon pepper. Lou got two holes and he had a picture for about twelve years.
No, man, he had a picture with both of them. He be hanging out with both.
[00:41:15] Speaker A: You know that D Ray Davis got the same shit too, bro.
[00:41:19] Speaker B: He said he loved both of them. He loved both of them. He can't leave one or the other alone.
[00:41:23] Speaker A: Oh, wow.
[00:41:23] Speaker B: So they all stay the fucking gal.
So shout out limp Pepper Lou on that. Yeah, that's the player shit. So, hey, if it was me, like, say me, you kept me young I probably ain't relationship type of dude. I might hit wild. I'm out here to show why. You do glutes.
[00:41:42] Speaker A: You do glutes, right?
[00:41:43] Speaker B: So I'm out here wildly. Maybe later on in my career, once I done got that wild out of me and maybe the right, you know, the right situation come along, maybe I can do something.
[00:41:56] Speaker A: What's later on your career, LeBron?
[00:41:58] Speaker B: Year 18.
Year 18.
[00:42:03] Speaker A: I think, man, if I was a professional athlete, I would think I wouldn't be in relationship to the end.
[00:42:09] Speaker B: To the end of the career. But you gotta think about it, too. Just cause your career over, you still famous.
[00:42:16] Speaker A: I mean. Yeah, but. So you ain't out here traveling for city to city like that. What's your career over?
[00:42:23] Speaker B: That's what I'm saying. So you. You get all that wild out. You get old after wilds come, trust me, run them holes. Get old.
That shit get old and get tiresome.
[00:42:34] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah.
[00:42:34] Speaker B: You know what I'm saying? You be like, man, it's too much to keep up with. Too much fucking headache, right? And everybody trying to get a spot.
It's become too much. So first beginner, I'm gonna get all my wild out. If you wait, come along later on, you know, towards the end of my career, whatever, I'll start ready to, you know, I. I'm in the room, sleep. Everybody else out. Party. Young guys, I apart. I'm in the room. I mean, the hotel room sleep.
You know what I'm saying? We got a game tomorrow. I'm going to bed. Y'all gonna have that shit. Young boy, y'all had that shit.
[00:43:06] Speaker A: I mean, you know, if I was a, um. If I was a professional athlete, man, I'd probably.
I travel, trying to knock out every ethnicity of whole outdance.
[00:43:18] Speaker B: Fucking right.
I'm trying to knock him out now, nigga, I work a robbing job. I'm trying to, you know, saying you get as much as you can, right, from different, you know, different nationality, as much as you can. See me one time in my, you know, part of my life, I was overseas. So I was over there for a continuous in and out for four years.
And it's a wide selection of bitches. Wide. I'm talking about place you can't find, map these holes from.
[00:43:57] Speaker A: So as you did this, man.
So I know you hit tia Cooper, right?
[00:44:01] Speaker B: Wrong.
[00:44:02] Speaker A: Wrong.
[00:44:03] Speaker B: Right idea. You asked me to put on a rope.
[00:44:07] Speaker A: Who else?
[00:44:08] Speaker B: Shit, man.
[00:44:09] Speaker A: I mean, who else professional, whatever other woman, professional athlete that you were. Here, slide.
[00:44:18] Speaker B: Oh, my God. That broad spectrum is so, so wide, man. I came.
You gotta give me a sport. You gotta give me a sport. You can't throw that.
[00:44:27] Speaker A: Let's think of basketball. Let's think of basketball right quick. We start off.
[00:44:29] Speaker B: Oh, the scallop.
[00:44:33] Speaker A: The scallop digger. Yeah.
She still playing? Hell, yeah.
[00:44:39] Speaker B: They got this one tall chick off. Oh, Asia Wilson.
[00:44:44] Speaker A: Asia Wilson.
Asia.
Who else? Who else?
[00:44:52] Speaker B: La. It's this one chick, matter of fact, follow her the other night, I think she played with Philadelphia somebody, man. Real pretty girl. I can't think her name. I saw her on Twitter, followed her tonight. It was this young chick. Her handle is Dia. D I d I, right, man, what you talking about?
[00:45:13] Speaker A: What about Lisa Leslie? You hear that?
[00:45:16] Speaker B: I hear the whole last night, he bout the same fucking name.
I hear that I hit him. Matter of fact, I would have hit Cheryl swoop back in the damn thing. I hit Cheryl swoops back in the days. Should I hit a. What's the thick white chick?
[00:45:32] Speaker A: Lobo.
[00:45:33] Speaker B: Hell, no.
Now, Lobo, we take that back. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Let me take that back. I would probably hit Lobo back in the day, right? Yeah, I probably would have hit Lobo back in Yukon days.
[00:45:49] Speaker A: Yukon days.
[00:45:50] Speaker B: Yeah, Yukon days. She like, she was probably. Probably put something on your ass making.
[00:45:54] Speaker A: You gun damn about Cheryl Miller.
You went Reggie's sister, man.
[00:46:00] Speaker B: Tell her ass up.
[00:46:04] Speaker A: Reggie.
[00:46:05] Speaker B: Oh, the chick off ESPN. Maria Taylor.
Even the chinny chick between the girls. The sisters. The one that's on earth. The one that own a little bit of the dream. Atlanta dream. I hear her.
[00:46:19] Speaker A: Oh, yeah.
[00:46:22] Speaker B: I mean, listen, I'm gonna start watching WNBA more, all right? Yeah, I am. I'm gonna start watching them more, man. Just not just, you know, not just because of the women and because they get more competitive and you know, they starting to do a lot more. And I'm support what they got going on, man. I'm support what they got going on. Yeah, I am.
[00:46:45] Speaker A: I am.
[00:46:45] Speaker B: Personally, I am going to start watching more wm, get more familiar with their players and you know what kind of teams they got. You know what, you know what they trying to do, so. Most definitely, man. WNBA, you gonna have my support, me moving forward.
[00:46:58] Speaker A: I think this is way shorter shorts. And I start tuning in after that.
[00:47:06] Speaker B: Shit'S already in the ass. If you want. You want. You might want volleyball shorts on.
[00:47:10] Speaker A: Yeah, that's.
[00:47:11] Speaker B: That's volleyball now. That's a.
[00:47:12] Speaker A: That what they need to wear. I think they start wearing some stuff like that. Both guys would be more attracted to.
[00:47:19] Speaker B: Jacking off at the tv.
[00:47:22] Speaker A: Jacking off at a tv, man, this mother.
[00:47:25] Speaker B: Jacking off at the tv.
[00:47:26] Speaker A: Now, basketball shorts.
[00:47:29] Speaker B: What I'm talking about just period. Oh, you tell me putting more. You want to add more sexism to.
[00:47:33] Speaker A: The jacket off of their tv. No more. People either jack it off on their phones or tablets.
Nobody had time to hold that remote no more, man.
[00:47:43] Speaker B: You don't hold the remote.
You said he put that bit and put the remote down. Jack off. I hear you, man, but now you.
[00:47:50] Speaker A: Gotta find the right spot.
[00:47:53] Speaker B: No fire stick, bro. You ain't. You go right at the download. Put Pornhub in that motherfucker.
[00:48:01] Speaker A: So with that, they start.
What you call it, a buffering.
[00:48:05] Speaker B: Just hold out. You pause when it buffer. You buffer.
They take a time out. You take a fucking time out.
Shit. You fall on with the show, baby. That motherfucker start. Me and scrumptious, that little blue shit start spinning. You fucking. Just hold out, man.
[00:48:27] Speaker A: They get you out of rhythm, man. You might be on there. You might be ready to let go.
[00:48:33] Speaker B: Well, I mean, you go with it if you can't. Hey, listen, your hamstrings ain't holding up to hold it back, bro. You gotta let it ride anyway. It gonna come out when it come out, any fucking way.
[00:48:41] Speaker A: When you fall, you gotta blow out hamstrings. Like Julio messing with that fire stick, man.
[00:48:49] Speaker B: If that'll keep your ass calm at work. You better tear the shit up at work. You ain't getting no puss. Amen. Beat that shit out you Mandev. Don't lose your job, rookie. You can't. You can't function.
[00:49:02] Speaker A: So how long you know what Tia Cooper played for? What, the sparks now?
[00:49:06] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, sparks, yeah. I was watching her, though, coming out of Carolina. Yeah.
[00:49:11] Speaker A: Then she went to Baylor, right? She went to Baylor. She transferred. She transferred.
[00:49:17] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:49:18] Speaker A: Right.
[00:49:19] Speaker B: Yeah. She's something serious, man. She's very beautiful.
[00:49:23] Speaker A: You follow her I on social media?
[00:49:25] Speaker B: Goddamn right, I do.
Listen, ain't too many of them out there. I don't.
When you look at social media, you probably see already. Like that motherfucker.
[00:49:33] Speaker A: Yeah. You got a bag. You got a bag of, like, a big bag of.
[00:49:37] Speaker B: I got enough for everybody. I got a. What? Miss T told Rocky, I got a whole lot of mo.
I got a whole lot of mo.
[00:49:46] Speaker A: Come on.
Every time I strolled to social media, cK stuck itself.
[00:49:51] Speaker B: Six.
I got a whole lot of motion.
[00:49:55] Speaker A: I like this slide. Once you got notification, when the girls post something.
[00:49:58] Speaker B: Listen, man, listen. Hey, you know, I was, you know, surgery, man. You know, I was sitting around for a while, so just follow. Shit, look at tv. Follow her ass.
Some people you may know follow.
[00:50:15] Speaker A: But.
[00:50:15] Speaker B: I tell you, man, you don't miss that motherfucker, TikTok.
[00:50:19] Speaker A: Yeah. You don't miss a beat.
[00:50:20] Speaker B: Now, let me tell you, TikTok, I love y'all. All y'all women on TikTok, I love y'all. So y'all keep me entertained from the hours. Eleven to 12:30 a.m.
i scroll through, y'all. I can count on TikTok to come through.
[00:50:38] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:50:38] Speaker B: Yeah.
Oh, shit, that one.
[00:50:51] Speaker A: I feel like that, too.
[00:50:55] Speaker B: I'll be jumping with my head. Be bobbing with they muffler, that chandelier shit. I don't know who song that is.
[00:51:08] Speaker A: I wanted tea Cooper did one.
[00:51:10] Speaker B: She owned that shit.
[00:51:11] Speaker A: She did one.
[00:51:11] Speaker B: I don't know if she did, but she owned. If she do, I'll let you know.
[00:51:14] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:51:15] Speaker B: You know, I be all over.
[00:51:16] Speaker A: Yeah. Ted Cooper.
[00:51:17] Speaker B: Oh, my God.
[00:51:18] Speaker A: Yeah, I first seen her at South Carolina. Like, who the fuck is that?
[00:51:23] Speaker B: Cause she had that tattoo, like, down her leg and shit. And she had that other. I'm like, what the fuck is that?
[00:51:27] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:51:28] Speaker B: Like, somebody said that Tia Cooper.
Own it. Own it.
[00:51:34] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:51:35] Speaker B: I don't like game cons, but I was watching that shit cause of her ass.
[00:51:40] Speaker A: Yeah, me, too. I'll tune in for her, too. I ain't gonna tell you no lie, man. Yeah.
[00:51:44] Speaker B: T a cool.
[00:51:45] Speaker A: I'm out here, but hopefully Dwight bounce back, man. You know, Dwight will fire something like that.
[00:51:50] Speaker B: He keeps something, though. He keeps up. He keep a good one on the team. He just can't hold him.
[00:51:55] Speaker A: He do. I don't know.
[00:51:57] Speaker B: He start off, and then he gets stupid. Something. I don't know, but he keep one. I could give that to White House.
You keep a bad one on your team.
[00:52:05] Speaker A: Absolutely. Yeah, man. So we about to wrap this show up in a little bit. Yeah, it's trying to get a little scumbag. Tip of the week.
[00:52:19] Speaker B: Don't get cat fear.
[00:52:21] Speaker A: Don't get cat.
[00:52:22] Speaker B: Don't get catfish.
And don't be I catfishing people.
[00:52:26] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:52:26] Speaker B: That shit might cost you a damn life.
[00:52:28] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:52:29] Speaker B: Ain't no insurance gonna pay off of being catfish.
[00:52:31] Speaker A: Right.
[00:52:31] Speaker B: You are catfishing people. You ain't getting your family get no money with that.
[00:52:35] Speaker A: Right. My damn. And my damn scumbag tip of the week. Go to them proud boys and them QAnon people. Y'all take your ass back to watch them with that shit now. Cause they got some on your ass now.
[00:52:52] Speaker B: Come on down.
[00:52:53] Speaker A: You hear me, now?
[00:52:54] Speaker B: Hey.
[00:52:54] Speaker A: Do you hear me?
[00:52:55] Speaker B: Hey, what?
Boy told I got more heat than hell for you. I got more heat to hell for you over here.
[00:53:01] Speaker A: Now you bring your ass on downhill.
Just stay out of there by then. Ain't playing with your asses now.
[00:53:07] Speaker B: Oh, man.
Jump that wall. These times he went for. Yeah.
[00:53:11] Speaker A: See what fucking happened? Yeah. All right. This is the Scum bag podcast. You can follow us on your social media net platforms.
[00:53:20] Speaker B: That's right.
[00:53:21] Speaker A: You can follow me at 45.
[00:53:23] Speaker B: You can follow me at kstucky 76.
[00:53:27] Speaker A: And if you got any questions, comments us, you can always reach us or email us at the scumbag
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[00:53:36] Speaker B: Let'S show. All right.
