Episode Transcript
[00:00:08] Speaker A: What's your name, scumbag?
[00:00:09] Speaker B: Forty Fawns.
[00:00:10] Speaker A: What's your name, scumbag? Yo, I'm your boy, K Stucky 76,
[00:00:14] Speaker B: and we are the Scumbag Lounge podcast. Get the scumbag news every Wednesday. All podcast platforms. Be sure to follow us on us on our social media page at the Scumbag Lounge. Catch us every Monday through Monday through Friday at 6pm on Dirty Radio Blazer 420 on Fridays and Saturdays at 4pm case stuck.
[00:00:34] Speaker A: What up, though?
[00:00:35] Speaker B: Not much.
How's it going, man?
[00:00:39] Speaker A: Man, you know, same old, same old, bro.
[00:00:43] Speaker B: You know, same old, same old, same
[00:00:44] Speaker A: old, same old, man. You know.
[00:00:46] Speaker B: Weather dropping. Temperature. Temperature drop.
[00:00:48] Speaker A: Glad too.
[00:00:49] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:00:50] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:00:50] Speaker B: You ready for a little bit of fall?
[00:00:52] Speaker A: I'm ready for it, man. Ready for a real winner.
Crank up the damn. Crank up the generator and get everything right.
[00:01:00] Speaker B: Yeah, there you go.
[00:01:01] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm ready. I think we're gonna have a. It's gonna be a cold winning.
Yeah, I think we're gonna have.
[00:01:06] Speaker B: The second person I heard say this, man, they gonna have a cold.
[00:01:09] Speaker A: We'll have a cold winter. You know, it's cold now. You know, we were still in shorts and you know, the grill was the grill running hot all the way to down Christmas, right. You know, now to fry that turkey, man. What's happening?
[00:01:26] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah.
[00:01:26] Speaker A: You know, we go back to our. The frying turkeys early on Thursday mornings for our families.
[00:01:30] Speaker B: Yeah, we did that in a minute thing. We need to bring that back. Bring that back, man.
[00:01:35] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:01:36] Speaker B: Just so cost so much to do now, man.
[00:01:39] Speaker A: We got to go in. We got to. We got to pitch in and we gotta find somebody with some stamps.
Buy some turkeys. Yeah, man.
[00:01:46] Speaker B: God damn. That damn oil and that oil about what? About $70 now that you got the
[00:01:51] Speaker A: bo us on that. Yeah, you got to split it up between.
Between the group, man, and some. Yeah, around start crows crushing my own peanuts.
Go to Tik Tok. Buy one of them damn peanut. But Peanut crush machines, man, they got
[00:02:08] Speaker B: them on Tik Tok.
[00:02:09] Speaker A: They got everything on Tik Tok, man.
[00:02:10] Speaker B: You can buy.
[00:02:11] Speaker A: You buy a house off Tik Tok that might come in a box.
Get one of them Teemu tents, man. Live like a king at this.
[00:02:24] Speaker B: You know, people say that they be getting shit off TikTok, man.
[00:02:27] Speaker A: Only down I get. I don't have. I done got a few things off of TikTok.
[00:02:30] Speaker B: I only brought one thing off TikTok. That was for my mom. She wanted something cell phone holder for a car.
[00:02:36] Speaker A: And shit, bro, I'm gonna give you. I'm gonna give you a gym. I bought that.
The Picture is a 15 inch picture frame, but you can Bluetooth your pictures off your phone too. And it just kind of like do a slideshow, huh? I got that for. I got it from mom, man. Off Tick Tock.
[00:02:52] Speaker B: Oh, word.
[00:02:53] Speaker A: Yeah. And then, you know, like just shining out so much off Tick Tock.
Send me all kind of rewards all the time. I got all kind of.
[00:03:02] Speaker B: Oh, you got reward points and.
[00:03:03] Speaker A: Yeah, I got. Yeah, I'm a member.
Well, I bought on Tick Tock. Now she damn face with my back and yeah, all kind of on Tick Tock. Man, I ain't got no problem with ticked up Don.
[00:03:17] Speaker B: Word, man. It's a quick update on the. Damn the scumbag league.
[00:03:23] Speaker A: Noah's still in the lead though.
[00:03:25] Speaker B: Yeah, no one's still needing remix the
[00:03:27] Speaker A: lead dog right now. They're undefeated. Yeah, and you know, just a. It's a jumble down there. Three and three. But I was fighting for position. Jockeying, jockeying for position. Yeah, Yeah, I still got that four beside my name.
I'm still in the hunt.
[00:03:44] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. Yeah.
[00:03:46] Speaker A: Still in the hunt, baby. Still in the hunt.
[00:03:48] Speaker B: Right now I think I would have sitting at five and one, something like that. Four and one.
[00:03:52] Speaker A: Well, you two and then Team Burrell three. I'm full. Yeah, Hartfield Greats is in there. Who else is on? Who else in it?
[00:04:02] Speaker B: Oh, Ace Rothstein, Horseville Greats on three
[00:04:05] Speaker A: or three cars from the great. Three and three.
[00:04:07] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:04:07] Speaker C: Hey, tell them, boy. Don't send me no trades now. And tell them, boy, You might want to come up off your players.
[00:04:20] Speaker B: Still no business
[00:04:23] Speaker A: King Harris, huh?
[00:04:24] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, everybody worried, man. But bro, but you know, still got long season to go.
[00:04:38] Speaker A: Drop three hot or run off three hot.
[00:04:39] Speaker B: Right? There you go. Right then, you know, the bi weeks and coming into full effect.
So I took me there.
Yeah, the injuries.
[00:04:48] Speaker A: Injuries and bye weeks.
[00:04:49] Speaker B: Yeah, the injuries be. Oh, man, this shit's been flawless.
[00:04:53] Speaker A: I mean, injuries. Undefeated this year for sure.
[00:04:56] Speaker B: Got a lead word, man.
[00:04:59] Speaker A: Big league too, on everybody. Injuries.
Oh, my damn Niners. We six and over.
[00:05:04] Speaker B: Yeah, you're not us playing good football.
[00:05:06] Speaker A: We got. We got 16 people on Arrow. I don't know what the hell going on.
[00:05:10] Speaker B: Yeah, right, bro.
[00:05:11] Speaker A: Shit's ridiculous.
[00:05:12] Speaker B: Yeah, it's crazy. I was out of here.
I think y' all got so many injuries, y' all can't even put nobody else on. All right.
[00:05:19] Speaker A: No, we full. Yeah, our room is full. We can't put it. You got to just cut your ass now.
[00:05:25] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:05:25] Speaker A: Injury settlement, man. Pay your. Pay you to go home.
[00:05:28] Speaker B: Word, man, but bro, I've been up to nothing, man. Damn.
Shit. Tried to go to the Damn. The Cash Money, no Limit concert. It was raining so fucking bad.
And in my mind, I was like, damn, man, I ain't trying to get out of. Walk through this rain to go see Master P in Juvenile, you know.
[00:05:53] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:05:55] Speaker B: And it was kind of cool that night too.
[00:05:59] Speaker A: Yeah.
It wasn't a good night to be out like that.
[00:06:02] Speaker B: So in my mind, like, Brian, I hope. You know, I hope they don't want to go outside of the concert.
So.
So my man fella who were driving, driving us up, he was like, man, you want to get out of all this rain? I like, bro, you must. Was reading my mind because I sure was looking at the glass, looking out the glass like, right, Try to do this.
So. So I said, man, let's go straight to Arena.
Arena had that grand opening that same night of the concert.
Nice place, over seven spot. You know You've been there before, right? Me and you've been there before. It was, man, great environment.
The service was slow. I ain't gonna front with you, and I'm gonna just go chalk it up. You know that they had a lot of motherfuckers in that motherfucker, man. But they gotta get. They damn.
Get them together at the door because you got to have cash like that. Ain't hardly carrying cash like that these days. And, you know, so they had a tap or all this.
[00:07:05] Speaker A: So they got to get that together.
[00:07:08] Speaker B: So people getting out of line had to walk out of line to walk to the atm down the. Down the street, down the street, get to get cash to get inside the club.
So.
But once we got in there, though, man, the food was good, music was good.
Shout out to our little waitress, Andrea. She took care of us the whole night. I go from.
She hold us down. But it was a good little spot, man. You know, Definitely something. You can go. Go back, check it out.
[00:07:41] Speaker A: Yeah, we'll figure something.
[00:07:42] Speaker B: Go back for a few rounds. But that was about it, man. For.
For us this past week.
[00:07:47] Speaker A: I went to, you know, shout out Dennis, man. Oh, Disco. Dennis went to disco. Just go. 50th birthday party.
[00:07:55] Speaker B: Slide through my boys at the desk.
[00:07:57] Speaker A: Yeah, everybody got Dennis on video.
[00:07:59] Speaker B: Yeah, man, Disco was out. They showing his ass as he should.
[00:08:02] Speaker A: Yeah, he's supposed to.
[00:08:03] Speaker B: I mean, 50 years around the sun, you know.
[00:08:06] Speaker A: Yeah, man, that's a blessing, bro.
[00:08:08] Speaker B: So Many people we know.
Shit.
[00:08:11] Speaker A: He passed on, man.
[00:08:12] Speaker B: Done passed on. You know what I mean?
But no. Happy birthday, Disco.
[00:08:16] Speaker A: Yeah, happy birthday. Because of my cousin Taisha. She's celebrating hers. They went. She was out there in Hawaii.
[00:08:23] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:08:24] Speaker A: Celebrating. And that's what's up. Well, I'll see y' all in two weeks, because we doing it. We run it back November 7th.
[00:08:31] Speaker B: That's right. Yeah.
[00:08:32] Speaker A: Book the shirt all over. Button all the way up to the knee.
Slacks, hard bottoms.
[00:08:40] Speaker B: Yeah, the. Dennis had on the tile bow tie.
[00:08:42] Speaker A: Where he had on a bow tie, I think.
[00:08:45] Speaker B: Yeah, that was like a bow tie. Yeah, yeah, there you go.
There you go, bro.
[00:08:54] Speaker A: Let's go ahead on a damn bow tie. Yeah, man, the dope party, man. It's a good celebration for him, man. That was dope.
Real nice. Real nice setup. They. They did them right.
[00:09:05] Speaker B: Word, man.
Shout out, not shout out. Well, you know, we got a homegirl, you know, friend of the show, Yvontae.
She be hosting a party this weekend at the South Carolina State Homecoming.
I post a.
[00:09:22] Speaker A: This weekend?
[00:09:23] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Homecoming. I post a flyer on that page, so your guys know, might want to go pull up to it, look for something to do.
Man, did I hear, man, Damn. You heard about the 90s party? They have a 90s South Carolina state homecoming this year.
It's a 90s house party.
And listen to this lineup now. They got Kid and Play performing.
[00:09:51] Speaker A: Man, hell no.
[00:09:52] Speaker B: Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on now.
Full force performing, man, that's tough.
Who the fuck 90s?
[00:10:00] Speaker A: Who the hell want to see that?
[00:10:01] Speaker B: And.
[00:10:02] Speaker A: And.
[00:10:02] Speaker B: And they got.
They got Tisha Campbell and AJ Hosting the party.
So it's like, you know, like at the Record of House Party movie for
[00:10:13] Speaker C: the house party movie.
[00:10:14] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:10:15] Speaker A: Who the hell, aj?
[00:10:16] Speaker B: AJ off the house party, dude.
[00:10:18] Speaker C: Isaiah.
[00:10:19] Speaker B: No, not no damn ex. He dead, man. I thought AJ Was a. No. AJ Baby boy.
[00:10:25] Speaker C: Mama.
[00:10:27] Speaker A: Oh, man, you can't turn aj. You talking about the aj.
[00:10:35] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, charade.
[00:10:37] Speaker A: Yeah, I thought you talking about the comedian aj, the one in the wheelchair.
[00:10:40] Speaker B: But if I say the house party movie, who did AJ Went on for?
[00:10:43] Speaker C: No, you said house party. Check the lineup out.
[00:10:47] Speaker B: Yeah, exactly.
[00:10:49] Speaker C: But I thought you was. I thought.
[00:10:50] Speaker A: I thought you was talking about house party like a house party, not the movie. But go ahead.
[00:10:54] Speaker B: It's a. That's the theme of the Play on Words.
[00:10:56] Speaker A: Yeah, it's a no.
[00:10:58] Speaker B: Got it. I was lost a little bit, so that. That sound dope, man.
[00:11:01] Speaker A: I was lost a little bit, and
[00:11:03] Speaker C: they probably don't Charge that much either?
[00:11:05] Speaker B: No, probably not.
[00:11:08] Speaker A: Yeah, okay.
[00:11:09] Speaker B: I thought that. I thought that sounded dope, man.
[00:11:12] Speaker C: Ain't my type of hype.
[00:11:13] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah,
[00:11:16] Speaker A: okay.
I see what they doing now. I mean, at first, I was kind of like, yeah, full force. Who the fuck want to see them? But I get it.
[00:11:24] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:11:24] Speaker A: They're part of the thing.
[00:11:26] Speaker B: Yeah, that's our crowd now. So y' all niggas talk about. Oh, us. I think I'm young, dude, but, yeah, that's that type of crowd, though, bruh.
[00:11:39] Speaker A: You have to, man. You know, something like that, though. I'll have to, like, see if I can find me an Ava Race coat. Not Ava Race Aviation. Wasn't even out there.
[00:11:48] Speaker C: Got an eight ball.
[00:11:50] Speaker B: Eight ball?
[00:11:51] Speaker A: Yeah, back in the day, man. I have. You have to find some stuff, man.
Yeah, Duck Head boots or something, man.
[00:12:01] Speaker C: Oh, that's what y' all want. I had Duckhead boots.
[00:12:02] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. Duckhead boots are heavy.
[00:12:04] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:12:05] Speaker A: Oh, the Duckhead boots were real.
[00:12:07] Speaker C: I don't even know what those are.
[00:12:10] Speaker A: They kind of like the polo boots. Yeah, you know, You've seen the polo boots.
[00:12:14] Speaker C: Yeah, but.
[00:12:15] Speaker A: Yeah, I seen polo kind of. Kind of in that same. But they had, like, the rubber. They had, like, the. The.
Pull it up, man. On your phone.
Ducky boots, man. Just Google it.
[00:12:24] Speaker B: Yeah, well, yeah, so I thought I was. I thought that was dope. The whole idea was dope. So I know my boy Rosie, he hit me up, said he going real hope. Yes, but.
But also, man, damn. Janine. Janine Slaughter called her. Called me, hit me up this week. Said she gonna send some cookies down for her cookie business. And so let's get them cookies in. We do a little taste a little bit and give y' all our reviews on her cookies. And. And also, I'll put her flyer on our page as well, too.
Yeah, also, man, shout out to her. She's in New York, I think. I think she's in New York for the fun. One of the Funniest Women in Comedy Award or some shit like that. She supposed to be gay, so.
Shout out to Janine on that, man.
But, man, you got anything?
[00:13:22] Speaker A: No, I'll announce it next week. Oh, well, you know, I put out the flyer for the. For my party, but I'll run it back, y'. All. I'll put it back up.
[00:13:28] Speaker B: Yeah, it's on the. It's already on the page. Y' all could.
[00:13:32] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, it's up there, too. Boom. But no, we can get into something, man.
You know, shout out to memes of Course, Meals, man, we got to get you on one day, bro. Yeah, the men's be hot and heavy on them. Stories were.
Hey, Meals keep us up abreast, right? That's a foolishness. And he all for it, too.
[00:13:54] Speaker B: All for it.
[00:13:55] Speaker A: Y' all for it.
[00:13:56] Speaker B: So let's. Damn, Meals.
Let's go ahead and get the show started, man. Get us some topics before we get.
[00:14:03] Speaker A: When you run us out of here, you're good.
[00:14:05] Speaker B: All right, so we got my man here, man racks up $700 lap dance tab, tries to offer a Chipotle gift card as payment.
[00:14:23] Speaker A: He was drunk, man, so pull out the wrong car.
Hey, swipe that. Pull out Chipotle.
So damn, you having a good time.
[00:14:36] Speaker B: So, Ryan, Word media was booked on two counts of civil theft.
Witness say they watched the man ask the dancer for more than 20 private dances in a two hour span.
[00:14:50] Speaker A: 20? That motherfucker having a time of his life, bro. He was going all out. No damn. Well, he had no money.
Wait a minute. How he got. Wait a minute, hold on. How he get 20 with no cash? Like, yeah, like that.
[00:15:04] Speaker C: That's the only thing.
[00:15:05] Speaker A: Like, wait a minute.
[00:15:06] Speaker C: Them girls walk away from you, you
[00:15:08] Speaker A: know, like, he got. He know he tipping. He seeing with the money. You know, we ought to be the strict. Look, you know, I hold out a bunch of ones I ain't spending. I just showing them.
I ain't letting them go too fast.
[00:15:18] Speaker B: But right, right, he.
[00:15:20] Speaker A: He just run 20. Ain't got nothing but a card.
I'm trying to figure that one out. Like how you run 20 hot. And he got.
[00:15:27] Speaker B: He put a dollar out a pull nothing out, bro.
[00:15:29] Speaker A: Damn. What the. We got. We got a digital love Damn Script club or something.
[00:15:34] Speaker B: I don't know, man.
[00:15:35] Speaker A: This his sounds so fishy.
[00:15:38] Speaker B: He just kept asking the DJ to play Free Bird over and over again.
[00:15:43] Speaker A: Free Bird.
[00:15:44] Speaker B: I don't even know what the that is.
[00:15:45] Speaker A: What the that is for a strip club?
[00:15:47] Speaker B: Yeah, I don't know what that is.
[00:15:48] Speaker A: I don't know, and I probably don't want to know.
[00:15:49] Speaker B: Yeah, Free Bird, bro.
[00:15:51] Speaker A: I don't know where that going.
Where you going with that?
[00:15:54] Speaker B: See if you can find out that Free Bird song.
[00:15:59] Speaker A: Free Birds.
[00:16:00] Speaker B: So what witness One witness said, and whenever someone would ask him if he had money, he just kept telling everyone he had a lot of guacamole.
[00:16:12] Speaker A: And see, I ain't. Man. See this way, you see the way that made a left turn for me?
I got a lot of guacamole.
[00:16:19] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:16:19] Speaker A: Oh, man.
[00:16:21] Speaker B: Got that green the guacamole turned out to be greed. The guacamole turned out to be an actual Chipotle gift card with barely $14 left on it. Oh, man.
[00:16:34] Speaker A: Hell, you can't even get a meal for Chipotle for less than $14.
[00:16:39] Speaker B: That Chipotle shit be fired, though, bro.
[00:16:42] Speaker C: Man, who's Free Bird by?
[00:16:43] Speaker B: I don't even know, man.
[00:16:45] Speaker C: Is it white? White people?
[00:16:46] Speaker A: I don't know.
I don't know.
[00:16:48] Speaker B: It's gotta be a white girl.
[00:16:49] Speaker A: Well, look at this parking lot. We can tell.
[00:16:51] Speaker C: Oh, you talking about the. You talking about the. The song?
[00:16:53] Speaker B: The song, yeah. Free Bird. Yeah.
[00:16:55] Speaker A: This a white person strip club here. You can look at outside and tell.
[00:16:59] Speaker B: So police said when they approached the man, he had significant crust on the outside of his khaki shorts.
[00:17:07] Speaker A: You know what, man?
I, I. You know what? I'm not, I'm not falling. I'm not going for. I'm not going for this, man.
I'm not going for this, man. He had crust.
All right, cut it off.
[00:17:26] Speaker C: Let it ride.
[00:17:27] Speaker B: Let it ride.
We hear the words.
[00:17:30] Speaker A: You don't
[00:17:33] Speaker B: nobody the words.
[00:17:34] Speaker A: What the is this, man?
[00:17:36] Speaker B: That dude leave back in that damn chair.
Can't see the mood right now, dude.
[00:17:43] Speaker A: These are, you know. Only thing shaking this is white teeth.
[00:17:49] Speaker B: Oh, my God, though.
[00:17:50] Speaker A: Oh, yeah.
[00:17:52] Speaker B: Case all over my khaki shorts.
[00:17:59] Speaker A: I don't want to use.
[00:18:05] Speaker B: Come on, slide.
[00:18:06] Speaker A: I can't get with it. Come on. I'm trying to beat you there, bro. I can't, man.
This thing don't make me want to grab nobody. G Strain.
[00:18:16] Speaker B: That's how you s. Lord have mercy. I'm about to bust.
[00:18:21] Speaker A: Now that's fun.
Oh, holy.
Oh, now that was funny.
That's funny. Oh, I'm about to bust.
Damn. That ran that 20 times.
[00:18:37] Speaker C: He said run that back.
[00:18:39] Speaker B: He also.
[00:18:41] Speaker A: He ain't paying nobody. He ain't pay the DJ to run it back.
Just ain't paying nobody.
[00:18:46] Speaker B: He's also reportedly argued that he technically only owed the club $20 because free bird is a long ass song.
[00:18:56] Speaker A: You know what? Not this story is somebody making this up, man.
[00:18:59] Speaker C: Wait, no, no, no, no. Free Bird is nine minutes long.
[00:19:03] Speaker A: No, no, What I'm saying.
What I'm saying, this shit is too.
It's too wild.
[00:19:10] Speaker B: Come on, man.
[00:19:11] Speaker A: This hell, man.
[00:19:12] Speaker B: Free bird. Yo. So 20 songs. 20 songs, 20 scrippers. Two hours span.
So Ryan was then placed in handcuffs and booked at the Howard County Jail. The bomb is set at $2,000.
[00:19:28] Speaker A: Oh, man. He'd be out for The.
[00:19:30] Speaker C: He be.
[00:19:30] Speaker A: He ain't gotta pay for 200 to get out.
[00:19:32] Speaker C: Yeah, he be out.
[00:19:32] Speaker A: He out. Hold on, hold on.
[00:19:34] Speaker C: Swipe that Chipotle card.
[00:19:35] Speaker B: Hold on, hold on. So the. The suspect, Haver, says he planned on suing the establishment for what he calls an extreme case of rug burn on my private area.
[00:19:47] Speaker A: I told you.
I told you, man. I told you.
I told you. This shit here getting out of here got out of hand, man.
[00:19:54] Speaker B: What's the wildest. What's the wildest shit you ever saw at a strip club, bro?
[00:20:01] Speaker A: The wildest thing I saw in the strip club.
This was back, you know, back in the day.
This.
We was at the Hideaway Thursday nights, you know, Thursday night, script was at the Hideaway. This chick was doing her thing or whatever, and she told me, grab a cup.
And she was on. She was on her back, legs up, and she shot ice out of. And people's catching it in the cuffs, catching them in the cups. She packed icing up with, like, ice cubes on it. Was shooting them out like Roman candles in that damn. Boom, boom. She was busting them shits, bro.
Damn. Scared of you.
I ain't laughing too. And she wanted $200 for that. And I said, you know what? I ain't laugh two minutes in that mother sucking and puffing like that. Yeah, my money gone. J, I'm scared.
[00:20:49] Speaker C: You?
[00:20:50] Speaker A: Yeah, I was scared. You too. Soon as you stick it in, you too, she going to squeeze that down that damn muscle on your ass, bro. And you. You ain't got no choice but this damn squeeze off, bro. And you done $200 gone. Now you feel like a fool.
Damn, bro.
She. And, oh, and I had another smoke a cigarette with it with the withy with the puss.
And then one was like going down, scooping up dollars with a. Yeah, she was like sucking the dogs off the floor.
[00:21:17] Speaker B: Damn.
[00:21:19] Speaker A: Amen. Let me. I might be talking too much, but. Yeah, no, actually, it was all somebody face.
Don't put the doll on us on their face. And she sucked the dollar off with her with a cat. Oh,
[00:21:33] Speaker B: yeah.
[00:21:35] Speaker A: But yeah, the Roman counter with the ice cubes. Probably about the wildest I done seen.
[00:21:38] Speaker B: Yeah, that's crazy.
[00:21:40] Speaker A: She was popping them shits out, too. I'm talking about big Q's eyes, too, but boo catch them and they drinks and drinking them wild back then, you know what I mean?
[00:21:50] Speaker B: Damn.
[00:21:50] Speaker A: Get your colors ready. Everybody get your colors ready. Just stuff them down. How you stuff all that cold ice down in your damn cat?
[00:21:56] Speaker B: God damn.
[00:21:57] Speaker A: And then she will had no lined up too, bro. Like a shotgun, bro. Poof.
Damn.
Scared of you.
[00:22:06] Speaker B: I think. One of the. One of the wildest things I've received.
One of the wildest things I've seen in strip club, man.
[00:22:12] Speaker A: Oh, I got one more.
[00:22:13] Speaker B: Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
[00:22:14] Speaker A: No, I got one more.
[00:22:14] Speaker B: Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
[00:22:16] Speaker A: Shoot, bro.
[00:22:16] Speaker B: I'm looking for something. Anyway.
[00:22:17] Speaker A: Uncle Luke came down to the one of McQ rolled diamonds.
[00:22:23] Speaker B: Right, right.
[00:22:23] Speaker A: Bought two, bought some girls with him. Walked through the club, man, me and my homeboy, he come through, he had a girl, we and them girls got on the stage. My girl had a damn dildo.
Probably long as a fucking school ruler and yardstick. Yes. Yeah, they had a big long dildo and both of them sticking. Stuck it in their ass and worked their ass back together till it would touch. And you couldn't see the dealer no more, bro.
Lost it, bro. Lost it in the club.
Luke turned that out, man. I don't know where he. Because of course they was from Florida, I'm assuming. Yeah, man, but they, they took that deal to what they ass, man, and then start touching butts with that damn dildo. And still inside of them, bro, was ridiculous.
A double ended damn dildo. I ain't nailing no like for, you know. You see the one with the nuts on it? Well, this one had no nuts on it.
Had a brand new nut, had something special made, right? They had no damn bottom bottom sack of nuts on it, bro. It's just two, two ends on that, man. They went in, they stuck it in their ass too.
Wow, bro.
Damn.
[00:23:32] Speaker B: Damn, man.
[00:23:33] Speaker A: Nah, look, my damn homeboy on the damn state. He could take no damn. Well, he just loot. They're throwing money. Get your goddamn man down, man. Come on now.
Just when they had that shower, they had a shower in there.
And regular people was getting in the shower with the scrippers.
Yeah, they had a shower in there.
They had a shot like in the corner. They had like a shower. You like do a shower scene. Yeah, bro. Regular, regular girl was diving in that damn shower with these cripples, man. They were eating each other out. I mean she was. Wow.
[00:24:02] Speaker C: Yes.
[00:24:04] Speaker A: Time of my life Animal man was outside cooking down. They had the grill going on outside with the sausages and hot dogs. And when you came out of there and do pork chop sandwich on your way home, bro, you couldn't beat it.
[00:24:17] Speaker B: Nah, your damn sure can't beat.
[00:24:18] Speaker A: Couldn't be that damn good pork chop all over your shirt. By the time you get home?
[00:24:22] Speaker B: Hell yeah, man.
[00:24:23] Speaker A: Stop. You smell pork chop sandwich and french fries. I ain't drinking.
Full of poke chop, mayonnaise, ketchup, lettuce.
[00:24:34] Speaker B: One of them. One of the crazy shits I seen, man, was. Was at the strip club in damn Charlotte.
Strip club. Oh, so my man, my man got mad with one of the strippers, right?
One of the white guys. So you now we just leave it at the game. So you know you've been a tailgate all morning.
[00:24:53] Speaker A: I know what club you been in.
[00:24:54] Speaker B: Yeah, you tailgate it all morning. You drunk, you drunk now you gotta go to the game.
[00:24:58] Speaker A: Drinking some more drink.
[00:24:59] Speaker B: No big beer dude now he do is just drunk.
[00:25:04] Speaker A: Why he ain't got no Jake Delons.
[00:25:07] Speaker B: I did get mad with the stripper. Cause the stripper would come, would come over there to him.
So that start taking his damn his warrens and balling them up like paper.
[00:25:16] Speaker A: Throwing it.
[00:25:16] Speaker B: Stop throwing them in the street.
Beaming her ass with the dollar bills.
[00:25:22] Speaker A: Yeah, he need his ass whooped. That's probably they ain't they don't double throw his ass out. I want to grab one sided pants, the other grab the other side. Toss that man.
[00:25:34] Speaker B: Yeah, man, so that was crazy. So shout out to my man, man.
Free Bird learn something new today.
Go down.
Wanna next time go strip club. I want to say, I want to hear Free Bird, bro. I want to lap dance on Free Bird.
[00:25:53] Speaker A: I want nine damn minutes too.
[00:25:56] Speaker B: Okay?
[00:25:56] Speaker A: Stop till the song over. I got my 10 all in nine minutes. I'm out of here.
[00:26:00] Speaker B: All right?
[00:26:01] Speaker A: Yeah, you probably rub on me that long. I probably will. Damn. Some people crust on the front of my.
[00:26:05] Speaker B: You know, the strippers be like, you know, you got. You only get so many amount of songs, you know.
[00:26:09] Speaker A: Yeah. You get two songs for 20.
[00:26:11] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah.
[00:26:12] Speaker A: All right.
[00:26:12] Speaker B: Free Bird lord had about to bust.
[00:26:16] Speaker A: You rub on me for nine minutes like that, I might slide one off too. It my pants all crusty in the front.
Won't be the first time to be crusty.
[00:26:30] Speaker C: Yeah, man, it won't be the last
[00:26:32] Speaker A: if I live long enough. Won't be the damn last jack.
[00:26:36] Speaker B: So we got this Florida man who got busted from running a boiled peanuts drive through out his bedroom window.
So he wanted some passive income his neighbors wanted to reserve, wanted to reverse out of their driveways.
Lenar Banes, 52, launched a boiled peanut bitch through his bedroom window.
Because Rennell's storefront seemed unnecessary when he already owned curtains, he posted a handwritten drive through sign beside the road. Take orders while Sitting on the edge of his bed. Customers pull up, shout out their request and paid through a window fitted with mosquitoes. Mosquito screen he kept forgetting to remove.
The first weekend went well enough for the nar to induce a loyalty card. Damn this death.
[00:27:33] Speaker A: Ball Peanut down Rico Ball Peanut let
[00:27:39] Speaker B: you get Paul Peanut points.
[00:27:41] Speaker A: Yeah. You stack your points a free cup Ball Peanut.
That had pig saver points.
Yeah, I run a discount on bald Peanut.
[00:27:58] Speaker B: So the second went barely enough for the neighborhood to induce a complaint.
Car block driveways. Cuz was honk for service while Leonard was in the shower.
[00:28:08] Speaker A: This here crazy.
[00:28:10] Speaker B: This head crazy one ask whether the business had a restroom.
Leonard's wife informed him that the answer had better be no. He added a late night special reasoning that fewer businesses open meant less competition. At 12:30am six vehicles were waiting for peanuts beside the house.
[00:28:31] Speaker A: I'm trying to figure out that got a recipe.
[00:28:33] Speaker B: Boy.
[00:28:34] Speaker A: I don't know what he put in there. He must put a crack in the muffin.
[00:28:37] Speaker B: That would have got a recipe like Franklin bro.
[00:28:39] Speaker A: He got that. Yeah, he got it down. He got that recipe. He cooking rocks.
[00:28:43] Speaker B: That got a recipe.
[00:28:45] Speaker A: He got some crack in there. Now the boy keep coming back from the ball Peanut. One o' clock in the morning. I ain't thinking about no peanuts, man.
I ain't.
Where that McDonald line? You get in that McDonald line or something? He got bald Peanut. He was selling more than bald Peanut, man. Dude selling. Selling crack.
Yeah. Ball Peanut with a bag of cracking in the inside. Here you go.
[00:29:07] Speaker B: So his wife's getting mad because niggas come in at 12:31 o' clock in the morning to buy a boiled peanuts. So she unplugs the porch light.
Leonard gets mad with his wife and accuses her of damaging the brand.
[00:29:22] Speaker A: Man. Okay. All right.
This story is about to take a real left turn. I see it.
[00:29:29] Speaker B: So when officials came to address the operation in traffic, he demanded to know whether small businesses still matter.
And they were pointed at the queue and asked whether anybody else driveway did.
I don't know what anybody else driveway did. Oh, oh. She said they that they blocked the driveway with traffic.
So she knocked. Basically he's not gonna take his consideration of everybody everybody else driveway.
Leonard refused to stop service, kept taking orders during the confrontation. Was eventually arrested after dispute escalated. He tried handing the department department customer a final bag because he didn't want poor service to affect the reviews. His wife removed the sign before the for the last car left. The bedroom was closed for the first time in days. Lena had built a Business with no rent, no commute, no boundary between commerce and his manners. His mattress his wife kept the loyalty cars. She said she stamped one each time he completed a household chore. After 10 stamps, he earned permission to discuss the next business idea. So my man down, man. They called my man Peanut. Stand down. I lost a ball of peanuts. I here for it.
[00:30:46] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm all for some ball, Peanut, but I ain't for driving two o' clock in the morning to get no damn bald Peanut.
[00:30:51] Speaker B: Word, man.
[00:30:51] Speaker A: I don't know what the hell he had going on.
[00:30:56] Speaker B: So I guess on to the next. Next business venture for the man, bro.
[00:31:03] Speaker A: Yeah, I don't know.
[00:31:03] Speaker B: We have something going on though.
[00:31:05] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Line of calls for Paul Peanut.
[00:31:09] Speaker B: Y' all see the story about these damn six police officers in Charlotte?
[00:31:13] Speaker A: Yeah. With the. The racist takes. They had a. How many. The lock up black people contest who
[00:31:20] Speaker B: could pull the most black people over.
[00:31:21] Speaker A: Over. Yeah. Contest. They were keeping schools.
Yeah, I saw that man.
He lock all the bathrooms up.
[00:31:30] Speaker B: So the six Charlotte police officer faced firing or racist text messages. The office alleged held a competition for who pulled over the most black drivers and repeatedly used the N word in discussions about using force fire guns at black residents.
[00:31:46] Speaker A: You know what, what made it okay for now, you know, anybody just to be calling people like, what, what made that okay now? Like what. What happened here?
You know, when we were growing up, you the wrong person said, nigga, somebody getting their teeth knock out.
You know, like, I mean, I'm just, I'm just saying, like somebody get hands put on them. You know what I'm saying? Like it's a cloud of dust.
[00:32:10] Speaker B: But this generation different now.
[00:32:12] Speaker A: They, they, they, they.
Do you think different? Because the word, the word don't mean what it used to mean when we was coming up. Or they just weak.
[00:32:23] Speaker B: They just. They take the.
With the sting out of the word. I guess that's a word to put it. Way of putting it.
[00:32:31] Speaker A: Okay, okay. Well, I mean. Okay, so the new generation ain't it don't. It don't hit the same effect as somebody I eat.
[00:32:40] Speaker B: Right.
[00:32:41] Speaker A: Okay. Or older. Right. Okay. All right.
[00:32:44] Speaker B: And now you got these.
You got these now. You know, remember we were growing up, you had a. You know, you had hip hop, rap music, mostly. Only us was listening that, you know, nobody would really. No other
[00:33:06] Speaker A: groups. I got me happy now.
[00:33:08] Speaker B: Ethnic groups was down into our music and. Right.
[00:33:12] Speaker A: Yeah, gotcha.
[00:33:14] Speaker B: And you know, now they got hip hop on everything now. You know what I mean?
[00:33:22] Speaker A: I mean, it's everywhere. It's everywhere. Video games culture is everywhere.
[00:33:30] Speaker B: What else?
[00:33:32] Speaker A: You know what else?
[00:33:33] Speaker B: Even down.
Even the commercials and where you for the games and you know what I mean?
[00:33:39] Speaker A: I wanna. I need. I need whoever come in. Whoever come into the. The seat after November. I need y' all to put a rule in. Put something in place to say.
Y' all streamers out here thinking y' all just. Cause y' all got this camera, y' all got this phone in somebody's face. Y' all get to just say whatever the fuck y' all want to to people.
And just cause you got a phone on their face, they can't do nothing. They need to make a law that. That phone don't stop you from getting your ass whooped. Okay? You out here calling people. Yeah. Calling people. All kind of everything under. But the child of God. And just. Cause you got a phone and a stand in your hand, you safe, right?
You ain't that phone.
[00:34:16] Speaker B: All right?
[00:34:17] Speaker A: This phone. Finn. Record me putting foots in your ass if you come out of. If you could. Disrespect is disrespect. That's just 100. That's just it. Disrespect is disrespect. I don't give a. About you and his phone or none of those other. But disrespect. Disrespect, and it won't be tolerated.
[00:34:34] Speaker C: And people be thinking that, like it's cool.
[00:34:36] Speaker A: It's cool to just go up to people and just.
And disrespect folks, man. Just cause you got a phone or you on some kind of screen. I don't give a Who's screaming for who you streaming with or who the hell y' all think put that camera on me wrong. And I get. I get to get a good drop. I'm gonna drop your ass. I'm gonna try to drop you now. And you in that phone.
[00:34:54] Speaker B: Y' all think that's gonna.
[00:34:55] Speaker C: That's the thing. They ain't gonna. Like.
They don't see it until something happened. You know what I'm saying?
[00:35:04] Speaker A: It's too much.
It's too much going on.
[00:35:07] Speaker C: Something happens. Yeah.
[00:35:08] Speaker A: It ain't gonna be. Yeah. Cause somebody get up. Somebody.
[00:35:12] Speaker B: But do y' all think Jay and Kanye gave the biggest N word pass, though, for people to feel comfortable saying that shit? What do you mean with Niggas in Paradise?
[00:35:25] Speaker A: In Paris.
[00:35:25] Speaker B: In Paris, yeah.
[00:35:27] Speaker A: No, because that ain't the first time. Been in a thing.
[00:35:29] Speaker C: In the song.
[00:35:30] Speaker A: Yeah, in a song.
[00:35:30] Speaker B: It ain't the first time. But.
But, you know, that was down.
Was that. That song was all over the place, bro.
[00:35:40] Speaker A: No, I can't get that to them.
[00:35:41] Speaker B: People were like, questing to hear this.
[00:35:44] Speaker A: I can't get that word. The. The word. He's been out.
[00:35:47] Speaker B: Yeah.
Way before us. But I'm saying.
[00:35:53] Speaker A: No, I don't. I don't. I don't put that on them. I see what you're saying, though, but I don't put that on them. I put that. I put it. Just like society now is a lot more accepting to things, except certain things. Not everything.
[00:36:07] Speaker B: Everything ain't accepting.
[00:36:08] Speaker A: Everything ain't accepted. But now it's more.
You saying it because you think it's cool to say or you saying it because you think nothing can't happen to you for saying it.
But it's. It's. The way you say it is the way you mean it. You could say it, but you can mean it. It can mean a certain thing when you're saying it in a certain way.
You know what I'm saying? And to a certain. In a certain situation, a certain way, then it takes another type of meaning and then it goes somewhere else.
[00:36:35] Speaker B: Word.
[00:36:36] Speaker A: So.
[00:36:37] Speaker B: Because I was. I was watching a damn. A YouTube clip. Matter of fact, it was Joe Button YouTube clip.
And they was talking about Fat Joe and.
[00:36:52] Speaker A: Oh, he said what he said.
[00:36:53] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:36:54] Speaker A: And anybody checked him.
[00:36:56] Speaker B: Yeah, but then. But I say that to say this.
They was down.
Bleep it out, the cuss words.
But bleep out what they say, nigga,
[00:37:10] Speaker A: like hell they busting. You hear the word on TV now. I mean, you hear a. On. On TV regular. Yeah, yeah, you know, regularly. Hell, they show reboot. They slang around all the time.
[00:37:26] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:37:26] Speaker A: You know, Hulu, you know. But yeah, I mean, it just depends, man. Like, I just feel like, you know, these streamers out here that they walk around and try to bait people for content, Try to bait you into doing something to them.
[00:37:41] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:37:42] Speaker A: Like, it need to be something in place where you don't get that protection.
[00:37:46] Speaker C: If you do something like you. You. You're protected. It's almost like it's a violation.
[00:37:51] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:37:52] Speaker C: Something.
[00:37:53] Speaker A: Something needs to. Yeah, because somebody's gonna get hurt, man.
[00:37:55] Speaker C: Like somebody gonna get killed, man.
[00:37:58] Speaker A: Because you're walking up to people that ain't bothering you. Ain't you just walking down the street, here, you want some chicken?
You saw that got a little mess guy and they buck. They. They him up too.
[00:38:09] Speaker C: You saw the one they went up to. The dude went up to a trap House and was trying to tell them boys he was gonna take their.
[00:38:16] Speaker A: No, I ain't see that one boy
[00:38:18] Speaker C: pull out so many guns on him.
[00:38:20] Speaker A: See, the thing. Like, some of that, you don't know if it's scripted or not, but then at the same time, it's still. It's content we don't need.
[00:38:26] Speaker B: Man.
[00:38:27] Speaker C: But we don't.
[00:38:27] Speaker A: It's not needed.
[00:38:28] Speaker C: But here's the thing, just as much as you said, but think about how quick it is that you say it's content we don't need. You watched it, though.
[00:38:34] Speaker A: I mean. Yeah, yeah, I watched it because I was like, the. Is this.
[00:38:39] Speaker C: It proved. But. But it did what It.
[00:38:42] Speaker A: It did what it's supposed to do.
[00:38:42] Speaker C: It did what it was. That is like, nobody can't tell me those joints where the dudes is rolling up on the women at Walmart.
Them.
[00:38:49] Speaker A: Them joints are scripted people and. And hitting people and say, hey, such. What's up? My name.
[00:38:57] Speaker B: Oh, for real?
[00:38:58] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:38:58] Speaker B: Okay, I'll do that. Yeah, yeah.
[00:38:59] Speaker C: Come on, man. You know that chick, man.
[00:39:00] Speaker B: Come on now.
[00:39:01] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. Some of that shit be scripted.
[00:39:03] Speaker C: All that stuff scripted. And when they had a domestic violence thing, you could tell it was scripted. Like, I was just like, like.
[00:39:09] Speaker A: And look here, ladies, let me tell y' all something.
Y' all run around with these screamers that can't fight, and y' all run up on some. Y' all run up on some people, and, yo, the screaming you with. Get. Get him and his camera get laid down, and then you looking stupid. You gonna get punched in the face, too.
[00:39:25] Speaker C: You don't get punched in the face.
[00:39:26] Speaker A: Watch you. You watch your fucking surroundings and watch your mouth.
You out here talking recurring on you so to get your teeth knock out, too. That's all I'm saying.
[00:39:34] Speaker C: So, you know, you're ready to jump
[00:39:36] Speaker A: in, thinking ain't gonna hit your ass. And the next thing, you get flatlined. Now you think, oh, you hit a woman. No, I hit a.
[00:39:45] Speaker C: You see that?
[00:39:45] Speaker B: Damn.
[00:39:49] Speaker A: You don't hit me. You know, you didn't. You didn't hit me. You didn't say. You know what I'm saying? Like, I mean, come on, man.
[00:39:54] Speaker C: Did a lot.
[00:39:54] Speaker A: You did a lot.
[00:39:55] Speaker B: Yeah, you know.
[00:39:56] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:39:56] Speaker B: You see the streamer got kick out of the. Damn.
What's the. Ken Paxton?
[00:40:01] Speaker A: Oh, the black girl. Yeah, good.
[00:40:04] Speaker B: She supposed to be no supporter and shit, you know.
[00:40:07] Speaker A: Good, good.
[00:40:08] Speaker B: She down. She reported the Republican Party and shit. She thinks. I think she had like over 2000 followers or something.
[00:40:14] Speaker A: They tossed her ass out of there.
[00:40:16] Speaker B: They tossed her ass out.
[00:40:17] Speaker A: And then she said, today.
It can't cross the feed today. Yeah, I'm okay. I'm still voting. You know this and that. They didn't put your black ass out of there, right? You know what I'm saying?
Told you. You wasn't vot. You were invited to the kick, okay? You were invited to the clan rally.
[00:40:32] Speaker C: They told you.
[00:40:33] Speaker A: They told your ass. We don't care about you nothing.
We don't. We don't care nothing about you.
[00:40:39] Speaker C: Even though you.
[00:40:39] Speaker A: You ain't here. You ain't here. Red down. Yeah, get out.
[00:40:43] Speaker C: Get your ass out of here, cuz.
[00:40:45] Speaker A: Yet at the same time, you can't hide your skin. Color your ass out of here, okay? You're infiltrating us. You think? They think you. Thank you, bro. This is. This is crazy, man.
Another. Another wild stories.
Them. Damn. The Republicans trying to give out all they can right now, man, and get people to vote for him. You see this? Oh, man, their name's running hot with them trying to do now whatever.
[00:41:08] Speaker C: Whatever they can.
[00:41:09] Speaker A: Whatever they can do to get you.
[00:41:11] Speaker C: But you know the weirdest thing? They're losing almost every.
[00:41:13] Speaker A: Yeah, they lose them.
They're gonna lose these midterms.
[00:41:17] Speaker C: Almost everything they loot, they are losing, bro. And they thinking about having Trump come and talk for him is helping.
[00:41:23] Speaker A: He ain't helping. Call the man Muhammad and all kind of stupid shit like, you know you ain't helping. That you is not helping the situation by.
[00:41:29] Speaker B: No, no.
[00:41:29] Speaker A: Because the war is still going on. It's gas is still fucking high.
Hamburger meat still $40. Yeah, nigga. You ain't winning. You ain't gonna win that.
[00:41:38] Speaker C: You ain't winning.
[00:41:39] Speaker A: You ain't winning that on nothing.
[00:41:41] Speaker B: No.
[00:41:41] Speaker A: Y' all gots to go. Okay?
[00:41:43] Speaker B: You see the shorty. See the shorty post on Facebook.
She changed her relationship status, put her Donald Trump in relationship. This. Oh, my God, it is. It's so. With Trump say, take that down or whatever. Oh, you know, he said, take these gas prices out.
Glass prices down. I take.
[00:42:08] Speaker A: Hey, man, listen. People tired, man. Yeah, yeah. You know, the smoke. The. The jig is up, bro.
The jig is up, man. Yeah, y' all was smoke screening. You ran out of smoke.
[00:42:20] Speaker B: They say these damn midterm early voting turnouts been down, but they didn't hit record high numbers, so.
[00:42:29] Speaker A: Because people thinking they're gonna go down there on. On Tuesday and can't vote.
[00:42:32] Speaker B: I think like 9 million people already voted in Georgia already for the early
[00:42:36] Speaker A: early vote because they threatening. They threatening with. With ice and they threatening people not trying to be involved with the Fusions on that Tuesday. Yeah, they just want to go vote and go home because they feel like it's gonna be some going on at these damn poles. Oh, it's gonna be so.
And be home and sit home and. Ain't got to be the foolishness, man.
[00:42:56] Speaker B: Yeah, go early. Yeah, I'm doing my early voting, too.
[00:42:59] Speaker A: I think I am, too. I was talking to somebody today about it, man. I'm like, that. Is that place taking everybody in, Dawson? Because if it is, I might just go there and cast my boy. I ain't got but one button to
[00:43:08] Speaker B: push and just move one blue, blue, blue.
[00:43:13] Speaker A: And I'm through and I'm out, bro. I'm out of there. I'll be home. I'll be back home for that even. Get out the damn silhouette.
I'm out of here, man.
The hell?
[00:43:28] Speaker B: And speaking of down, you know, Trump with these midterm Trump bringing all these
[00:43:34] Speaker C: down
[00:43:37] Speaker B: black people now.
Oh, man, my boy applies.
[00:43:42] Speaker A: Let's run it out.
Floyd got money problems.
Floyd. Floyd got money problems.
[00:43:49] Speaker B: All right, Mike Tyson.
[00:43:53] Speaker C: Mike Tyson got money problem.
[00:43:55] Speaker A: Got money problems. Okay.
[00:43:57] Speaker C: They just. He just put out another documentary. I'm like, what else we need to know?
[00:44:00] Speaker A: We already know Tyson, man. That was good enough, bro.
But still, he's still, like, trying to.
[00:44:06] Speaker C: He's still trying to.
[00:44:07] Speaker A: It's documented that he in a tight spot.
He's in a tight spot. Stephen A. Smith, just who. We already know who he is.
[00:44:15] Speaker B: Well, he ain't break out. He ain't bring out Steven.
[00:44:17] Speaker A: Well, they had that dinner together.
Okay, Todd Gurley.
[00:44:20] Speaker C: But Stephen A. Is so disliked. Stephen A. Is so disliked.
[00:44:23] Speaker A: I'm gonna say Todd Gurley.
[00:44:25] Speaker C: And Todd Gurley, he
[00:44:28] Speaker A: moving the needle for.
He ain't been relevant ever, even relevant Since. Since what, 2018 when he was running the ball for the Rams.
That's it.
[00:44:37] Speaker C: But two, three good seasons.
[00:44:38] Speaker A: Two, three season knees went bad. Now look at the Hurstle Walker. The same way they was shucking and driving, too. They thought he was too dumb to read.
[00:44:45] Speaker B: Ply calling the walkout boys.
Yeah.
[00:44:48] Speaker A: I mean, yeah. Yeah. I mean, Floyd. Floyd.
[00:44:51] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:44:51] Speaker A: I'm not surprised by that. Like I say, Florida career in the rain.
Much respect his choices outside.
I gotta be hands off with this nigga.
[00:45:00] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:45:01] Speaker A: So he. He up there. I'm not surprised. He had a shook in the jazzing.
I ain't surprised.
No, I am not surprised.
[00:45:09] Speaker C: The people you talk to, the cast the characters don't.
[00:45:11] Speaker A: Ain't moving. The needle ain't moving. The. Ain't moving the needle, bro.
You some new black people.
[00:45:16] Speaker C: It ain't like he out there with Barack Obama.
[00:45:18] Speaker B: Like, why we keep giving Mike a pass, though, bro?
[00:45:20] Speaker C: Mike.
[00:45:21] Speaker A: Mike don't get no pass. He don't get no pass.
[00:45:23] Speaker C: Listen, but here's the thing. Mike ain't smart, so that's why it ain't a pass. We just know.
[00:45:29] Speaker A: We just know. Mike ain't the. The sharpest knife in the damn draw, man.
[00:45:33] Speaker B: He brought my man out there, played for the Ravens, too.
[00:45:37] Speaker A: Marlon Humphrey.
[00:45:38] Speaker B: Yeah, bro, him.
[00:45:40] Speaker A: You seen the interview, bro?
[00:45:42] Speaker B: He.
[00:45:43] Speaker C: He.
[00:45:44] Speaker A: He pulled away. I don't see color. I don't know what the going on. I ain't in twist with none of my black side. I just got the hair, you know, I just got the curly fuzzy fro. And you know I run fast. That's all I got from my.
[00:45:58] Speaker B: What y' all think about this motherfucker clapping? The having waka flock out of your homecoming trash.
[00:46:06] Speaker C: Who clapping?
[00:46:07] Speaker B: Yeah, who
[00:46:10] Speaker A: trash?
[00:46:11] Speaker C: They couldn't get nobody else.
[00:46:13] Speaker B: Nobody else.
[00:46:14] Speaker A: Waka flocka. Now you get waka flocka, which is a stern.
Stern, Stern, you know, Trump supporter. Right. But then he wouldn't let the lady speak. Well, that clap, that wasn't clapping. That was the South Carolina state.
[00:46:26] Speaker B: That was South Carolina state, okay.
Oh, you know that what going on out of South Carolina state.
[00:46:31] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. So waka Flocker showing up to claphing, bro. You think you doing something with that? Congrats.
Yeah, because they know clapping. Got 30 people go to that school.
[00:46:44] Speaker B: No, man.
[00:46:45] Speaker C: Who.
[00:46:45] Speaker A: Who. Who put on a clapping hat? You see anybody put on clapping hat, I'm going to clapping you. You settle for clapping. You just don't decide to go to class.
Listen, man, I love. Listen. I love my absolute momma. Gonna be completely honest.
[00:46:58] Speaker C: You.
[00:46:59] Speaker A: You. You. You settle for Mars college and classic.
[00:47:03] Speaker C: At least you didn't put my school on there. And I. I'm.
[00:47:05] Speaker A: I. You settle ehbcu.
[00:47:07] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:47:08] Speaker A: Who.
[00:47:08] Speaker C: You went to another school that I settled for.
[00:47:13] Speaker A: You see what I'm saying? No, I watched Shot here and up here.
[00:47:16] Speaker C: Ali University.
[00:47:17] Speaker B: For real.
[00:47:17] Speaker A: Okay. All right. I don't know too much about Alan,
[00:47:19] Speaker C: but what I'm saying is we got trapped. Dicky and I had.
At least we got trapped.
[00:47:24] Speaker A: They couldn't get trapped down the classic. He right up the road.
Come on, man. At least he got CL a trying to spend no money, man. He gave walker flocker $200. $200. $200 and got Bernard come drop some chicken. Them boy happy, man.
[00:47:39] Speaker C: You, you, you, you fuck around, man. Trap might be the hottest rapper right now.
[00:47:43] Speaker B: Now.
[00:47:45] Speaker A: Yeah, Trap is hot, man. The Trap made a good album.
[00:47:48] Speaker C: Yeah, no, it was. It was a good bit of his stuff that was already out, but. But it was well put together.
[00:47:55] Speaker A: Put together, and I think production was good on it.
[00:47:58] Speaker C: And the majority of people have not heard those songs.
[00:48:00] Speaker A: Those songs from out this area.
[00:48:02] Speaker C: Yeah, from out this area. Yeah.
[00:48:03] Speaker A: So he got on. He. Hey, I'm. Hey, he doing good. He doing good.
[00:48:07] Speaker C: And I would say at least that he ain't stopped what he doing here, cuz He. He stayed.
[00:48:12] Speaker A: He stay. He stay home now. I think his family here and his
[00:48:14] Speaker C: people here, you know, everybody, kids, everything.
[00:48:16] Speaker A: So, you know, he got a reason to come, you know, be back.
[00:48:19] Speaker C: Got a reason to be here.
[00:48:20] Speaker A: Yeah, but he. This is where he from, so he good, so.
[00:48:24] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, he ain't got wor about nothing.
[00:48:25] Speaker A: No, I ain't worrying about nothing. Harill. He got the whole cities around here. He ain't got to worry about none of that. None of that fool going on.
So you know why they got finesse.
You're too.
But yeah, yeah.
[00:48:47] Speaker B: So, yeah, nobody cares. Nobody cares.
[00:48:52] Speaker A: Hell, I'm here to tell you right now, we don't care.
Yeah, nobody can worry.
[00:48:57] Speaker B: Man, let's hit this last story before we get out of here, man.
You sitting this over today.
You said this over the day, man. So we got a.
A Pennsylvania welfare supervisor allegedly traded stolen EBT cars for crack cocaine.
[00:49:14] Speaker C: God damn.
[00:49:16] Speaker B: While siphoning more than $20,000 in food stamp benefits.
Prosecutor. Prosecutor said On Monday, Sheila McDonald worked at a Lehigh county assistance office in Allentown where she responsible for safeguarding EBT cars. Yeah, I see.
[00:49:36] Speaker A: Yeah, I see that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:49:39] Speaker B: Prosecutors accused her taking 48 of the cars that carry out more than 270 unauthorized transactions that drain $20,558.61 in benefits.
[00:49:54] Speaker A: What you was buying.
[00:49:55] Speaker B: Score.
[00:49:57] Speaker A: What she was buying that money? Crack.
Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something.
[00:50:05] Speaker B: Y'.
[00:50:05] Speaker A: All. Y' all don't know. For those people that never, like, ever sold crack or no, you know.
[00:50:12] Speaker B: Know what? That.
[00:50:13] Speaker A: That whole process is for you to. For you to smoke that. That amount of crack.
You a fucking gangster, bro.
You like, you, You.
[00:50:24] Speaker B: You.
[00:50:24] Speaker A: You a rare breed to smoke that much crack and still work a job.
[00:50:28] Speaker B: $20,000.
[00:50:29] Speaker A: You ain't. You didn't just start smoking crack. You were smoking crack the entire time.
So you were smoking Crack going to people EBT office and approving everybody, right?
[00:50:42] Speaker B: Hi.
[00:50:43] Speaker A: How on the dope, bro?
You don't have.
[00:50:48] Speaker B: But she was functional, though.
[00:50:50] Speaker A: That's what I'm saying. Functional crackhead. She was smoking crack while she was doing a people application.
So she was smoking the crack.
Getting right. But $20,000 crack. A lot of crack to smoke, y'. All. I'm beyond. You ever seen Breaking Bad? That's a lot of crack smoke, bro. That's a lot of kind of dope to smoke, bro. And for them, this is the thing what got me was they got a whole dollar amount of how much cracks did you really getting receipts when you was buying crack? They got a whole dot. They got it down to the dollar. How much crack you bought? 25.56.13.
Come on, man.
They got it down to the dollar.
Come on, man. Really?
[00:51:29] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:51:30] Speaker A: They got it down to the dollar.
[00:51:32] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:51:32] Speaker A: So you. You've been logging your crack buys, you know, in a ledger.
[00:51:36] Speaker B: Like.
[00:51:36] Speaker A: I'm trying to figure this out, bro. Help me figure it out.
[00:51:39] Speaker B: She had a.
[00:51:40] Speaker A: They say around 20,000 estimated. Yeah, they had 2500 and 56.13.
[00:51:47] Speaker B: She had a crap budget.
[00:51:49] Speaker A: She was on a. Where she was on a bench. I bet she was firing. That damn pipe was so hot on the end.
That was red hot.
[00:51:58] Speaker B: Damn.
[00:51:59] Speaker A: What people smoke cracking now?
They put in a hookah. What are you putting in hookah? I mean, what are they doing? Like what people smoke crack at a pipe? I know people used to hit the pipe.
He still smoking crack out of pipe.
Still smoke cracking a pipe, bro. That's crazy.
[00:52:20] Speaker B: Then the way she look like she was like. She didn't even grew up in the crack era. Era.
[00:52:25] Speaker A: How she get hooked on crack, right? Who get hook on crack in 20, 26, man?
Who out here decide. You know what? I'm gonna just smoke some crack today, my man.
[00:52:34] Speaker B: What's the shorty? The shorty that played on down Bad Boys. The one that was smoking crack in the closet on the first Bad Boys. The one that was talking. The one that died. The girl Smith girl.
[00:52:48] Speaker A: The black girl, right?
[00:52:49] Speaker B: Yeah, the black girl.
[00:52:49] Speaker A: Yeah. She was smoking crank.
[00:52:51] Speaker B: She smoked cracker closet.
[00:52:53] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, she was smoking crack.
I don't know, man. You know, cocaine, a party drug with crack.
Who's still buying crack?
Who? I had just wake up the morning, you know, I'm gonna buy some crap, I'm gonna get high, I'm gonna buy some crack.
Who's buying? Who's selling crack?
I'm trying to Figure it out, man.
[00:53:16] Speaker B: I know she had a good. She has. She had to have some good bath and body work school not to come with. Smell like crack every day.
[00:53:23] Speaker A: They can smell that. Smell like crack in here. Remember that?
[00:53:25] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:53:26] Speaker A: Remember that cleansing line? They smell like crack in here.
[00:53:33] Speaker B: You know, but people ain't never been around nobody who smoke crack.
[00:53:36] Speaker A: Crack cracks have a smell. Yeah, it has a distinct smell. And it's crack. Yeah, right. Yeah, it's. It's crack. And you know a crack. You'll know crack.
[00:53:46] Speaker B: You know crap when you smell.
[00:53:47] Speaker A: You ain't gonna forget it either.
[00:53:48] Speaker B: No.
[00:53:49] Speaker A: Hell no, you ain't gonna forget it. You walk in any room, oh, it smell like crack in here. Somebody smoke crack.
I'm talking about 20, 26. You go to dispense, we get a gummy. Feel good about yourself.
[00:54:01] Speaker B: Yeah, right.
[00:54:02] Speaker A: Something ain't gonna take you out. You know, you. You can sleep on it, wake up next morning, be fine, right? You out here 20, 26 buying crack. You need to be ashamed of your damn self.
[00:54:11] Speaker B: You ain't even cool with it, though, you know? I mean, you go to a party like, hey, man, you know, y'. All. I got some gummies. Whatever.
[00:54:18] Speaker A: Hit a gummy before you go out, either mill out. Yeah, you hit a gummy while, you know, be chilling.
[00:54:22] Speaker B: I know somebody got a little bit of weed.
[00:54:25] Speaker A: Yeah, you got a weed pin.
Weed pin or whatever, you know, get you the smoking crack.
[00:54:33] Speaker B: How you. How you ask about. You want.
[00:54:34] Speaker A: You want some crack?
How you. How you. How you fix your face to say. Hey. Hey, bro. Hey, what's going. Man, you need to hit this, bro. I got some crack, bro.
Bro, I'm telling you, you can't.
[00:54:47] Speaker B: Well, you can't roll up on your friends.
[00:54:49] Speaker A: You can't roll up on your boys. You can't roll up on anybody.
[00:54:52] Speaker B: You can't roll up on nobody.
[00:54:53] Speaker A: You can't roll on anybody. Talking about a.
I got cracked.
Oh, you just. Oh, you just sitting there. Everybody. Everybody chilling. Next thing you know, here's somebody.
You see the damn fireball on the end of that glass, bro? You like, get your ass out of here, man.
[00:55:16] Speaker B: Do you know that was bad back then? You couldn't keep an antenna on your car.
[00:55:20] Speaker A: No. You couldn't keep an antenna.
No. Steal your antenna. Yes.
I thought you were laughing like you didn't know. Yeah.
[00:55:29] Speaker C: No, the built. The building I lived in growing up was called the crackhead building.
[00:55:33] Speaker A: I mean, smoking crack out of everything.
[00:55:37] Speaker B: Lay down. You thought crack was going out with antennas.
[00:55:41] Speaker A: Yeah. You ain't seen Antenna on the car.
You ain't seen Antenna on the car about 15 damn years, you know what I mean? But people still like smoking crack.
[00:55:48] Speaker B: Yeah. You know what I mean?
[00:55:50] Speaker A: Jesus, bro.
[00:55:51] Speaker B: What's up? But, yeah, man. Crack, slime. Crack. You said, man. Had a good time. Good show. Hey, man, let's damn get to our scumbag tip of the week, man.
[00:56:05] Speaker A: Listen, man, my scumbag tip of the week. I'm gonna keep saying it till. Till we get to it, man. Get your ass out here and vote, man.
They are trying everything they can to promise you that you ain't got yet. They've been promising money.
They trying to give Trump accounts out to you. Got to be 41 times. I was babies. Get the Trump account. Now they say you fart and only you get it. Who cares?
[00:56:29] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:56:29] Speaker A: Vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote. If you want to see some change, you gotta go vote. You gotta go vote.
[00:56:36] Speaker B: There you go.
[00:56:37] Speaker A: Don't let them see. Don't let the people fool you, man. They out here up. They done up the country, man.
You see?
You see it?
You're through.
Nah, go vote, man. Make sure y' all vote, man.
[00:56:54] Speaker B: Word.
My scumbag tip of the week is not only go vote, because that's very important.
And just make sure to make the change like you. Like you said. We want to see when it win election in November 2nd, 5th, whatever it is.
They go to a strip club. Request Firebird all night.
[00:57:17] Speaker A: Yeah. And. And pay with $20. You have time. They lie.
[00:57:22] Speaker B: Everybody, oh, everybody go die that firebird right now.
[00:57:25] Speaker A: Three songs, fiber, nine minutes. Nine times three, nine, 18. That's 27 minutes of frog action. There you go for the 20 all word, man. Good night.
[00:57:36] Speaker B: You're done Cased up.
[00:57:38] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:57:39] Speaker B: Now know how to confine case stuff.
[00:57:40] Speaker A: You can find me. Listen to Free Bird.
And you can find me at case stucky76. That's K. Stucky76 on Instagram and Twitter. You can also find me on Snapchat at Trio Cosby.
And you also find me on the scumbag line page on all social media platform, man.
Scorpio season.
[00:57:59] Speaker B: Where you all can find me @40fs on Twitter, Instagram, also on the Scumbag line page. Also make sure you catch us every Wednesday. All podcast platforms. Also money through Friday 30 basement radio. Also on blazing 420 Fridays and Saturdays at 4pm Go to social media page. Check out my boy cased up. 50th birthday party coming up.
[00:58:20] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:58:22] Speaker B: Ivante D. South Carolina state home country coming this week. Also go to the page and check your girl Janine Slaughter.
Cook your business out. Get a scumbags out.
